“i Never See You At The Club” Ok Well I Never See You On Ao3 At 2am Reading About The Same Two Bitches

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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really underrated part of the LotR films is when gollum gets exposition lines. like can you imagine? you're travelling with the most fucked-up evil little murder greyhound creature imaginable and he lives in a cave and doesn't know about potatoes but from time to time you have to ask him about local geopolitics. and he answers you

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Nelyo: Eru Iluvatar is the Allfather. He lives in the skies and answers our every prayer.

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---- later ----

Káno: Sky daddy! Please hear me and give me a sweet baby brother like Findekáno!

Eru:...

Eru: My name is Iluvatar, not sky daddy.

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