Nelyo: Eru Iluvatar is the Allfather. He lives in the skies and answers our every prayer.
Káno: Even mine?
Nelyo: Especially yours! ^_^
---- later ----
Káno: Sky daddy! Please hear me and give me a sweet baby brother like Findekáno!
Eru:...
Eru: My name is Iluvatar, not sky daddy.
Káno: potato, potáto.
Eru:... :-|
Eru: *Gives him Tyelko*
Everyone have a convivial Tuesday in April!
This was very much inspired by that one sus doctor strange cover (below the cut)
nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up
Éomer: sister, you know it's possible to solve your problems without the use of excessive violence, right?
Eowyn: yeah but I'm really really good at excessive violence.
Beren: I'm going to fight god.
Luthien: Not without me you're not.
Peter: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Peter: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us.
Peter: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Tony: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
Aragorn: *Listening to the ground* Yes! That way!
Legolas: The wind whispers and the leaves tell me that our hunt is near.
Gimli: I have weird friends, but they're my friends and I wouldn't change them for the world.