Celegorm: I think I'm forgetting something. Huan: Morals? Celegorm: No, not that. Something that's actually important. Huan:
Maglor: Where's Maitimo!?
Beleg: I'll do you one better, who is Maitimo?!
Celegorm: I'll do you one better! Why is Maitimo?
tolkien fans: "omg you HAVE to read the silmarillion so you can know about my poor little baby blorbo finwenduwë"
the blorbo in question:
Elrond : and what did we do when we have a day off from work?
Theanduil : lay in bed all day and move just enough so that people don't think you're dead
Elrond :...
Elrond : no... We do something adventurous, like maybe go outside. And what's the best part of going outside?
Thranduil : coming back inside
Elrond : No-
"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo
bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*
sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.
Everyone have a convivial Tuesday in April!
I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT