When Elrond And Elros Were Learning How To Braid Hair, Maglor And Maedhros Had To Let Them Use Their

"NO DWARVES IN MY FOREST 😡"

"Your wife is hot."

"...THIS ONE DWARF WITH IMPECCABLE TASTE CAN STAY"

Gimli: What is Aragorn doing?

Legolas: He was raised by Lord Elrond.

Gimli: You say that like that makes it make sense, but it doesn't.

Maedhros: You're adopted.

Elrond: *Confused*

Elrond: I was there when you adopted me.

Finrod the ✨💍Faithful ❤️❤️✨

Fingon the 🏹 🐎Valiant 🪽⚔️

Maedhros the... well... erm... he's kinda tall ig(?)

Eddie: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Venom: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Eddie: … Eddie: I don’t know if there’s a correct answer to that question.

Everyone have a convivial Tuesday in April!

Baby feanorians ♥

Finarfin: This is a reminder that sword fighting in the hallways is still a code of conduct violation.

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.