I’m Sending This To All My Professors

because nothing starts ur day off right like darth vader crying heavily over ur naked body

me:

Shout out to those supportive black mothers. ✊🏾

people with kids: oh MAN being a parent is so STRESSFUL I can't WAIT to get away from the kids all the SCREAMING and TANTRUMS

me: I don't want children

people with kids: no parenthood is a joyous thing you won't know real love until you have them

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

what i had to do today: lots of stuff

what i did today: nothing

how i feel: guilty

does this feeling make me wanna do something: no

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them.