What I Had To Do Today: Lots Of Stuff

me: i am an innocent little bean

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me: *reads hardcore yaoi 5 mins later*

Staff: Show your followers your likes!

Me: Bitch, imma be kinkshamed to all hell if

‘Tsundoku: a pile of books waiting to be read’ #books #bookstagram #reading #words

dear everyone else trying to adult

IT’S OKAY

NONE OF US KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE DOING

SOME OF US ARE JUST BETTER AT PRETENDING THAN OTHERS

Day in the life of a scientist

Me, at an art store: I need a paint marker with low toxicity and a delicate tip.

Employee: What kind of project are you working on?

Me: It's for a research project. I just need bright colors.

Employee: What medium are you using? Canvas or paper?

Me: uh....spiders.

Employee: Plastic or felt?

Me: ....live spiders. Like, from the forest.

Employee: ....

Employee: I have to get back to the counter.

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

when younger people are more successful than me

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my

irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression