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This is me when your Harleith is still in the "shit, it's complicated" stage.
I wanna see Leith actually say βI love youβ instead of hinting it and Harley completely loses himself π₯Ή
Hey they have relationships status "shit is complicated" you gotta waittttt
[pause the Harley Saywer fixation]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE ACTOR!! THE ONE MAN WHO I'M DYING TO MEET SOMEDAY!! THE PRETTIEST BOY THAT EVER DID, DOES, AND WILL LIVE; MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, (π¦π¦) THIS MAN LITERALLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY!! WHENEVER HE SMILES, I SMILE!! SHVSHKDJGAKHSIGAKBXVKA!!
Anyways, have a good birthday, Goob. I hope you eat lots of cake and you get lots of presents!! π₯°π₯°
This is very self-indulgent, do not judge me. I am weak for evil scientists.
@ajoure, COME GET YOUR HARLEY, HE'S GONNA EXPERIMENT ON ME (which I wouldn't mind)β
@ajoure and I's Harleys have a little talk about their respective love interests.
MI!Harley: So, you've decided to pursue a relationship with... Pierre?
HL!Harley: Indeed I have
MI!Harley: Of all of the people in the factory, you chose him? That rotten backstabber?
HL!Harley: As much as it confounds me to say it, he's changed for the better.
MI!Harley: I somehow doubt that, but no matter.
HL!Harley: I take it that you are not dating your Leith?
MI!Harley: What a silly question; of course not. No, no, I'm in a relationship with the head designer of the toys, Charlie Malloy.
HL!Harley: We're you not the toy designer?
MI!Harley: Well, I gave my input, but the only one who would acknowledge it was him.
HL!Harley: I see.. Is he nice?
MI!Harley: Very. Too much so for a company such as this. He has no idea what's going on beneath the surface.
HL!Harley: Obliviousness. How adorable.
MI!Harley: Truly.
Inspired by @ajoure's board game posts.
Harley's a little shit, and we all know damn-well he'd be great at boardgames. Motherfucker would cheat, too; he'd put a camera behind Angel for card games.
Based off of this image β¬οΈβ¬οΈ
Warnings: Needle and scalpel
"This won't hurt... much."
Yet another gift for @ajoure!! I'm so sorry if I'm tagging you too much, man, I just really love your Harley. ππ
Harley on the left belongs to him, Harley on the right belongs to me. Harleys all around!
I suck at lighting and shading, but I couldn't just leave them on a blank background. Forgive me.
My human!Harley Sawyer design! You can tell that I have no rhyme or rhythm when it comes to designing humans. Or in general. I just love when men put their long hair up into a ponytail, okay?
And yes, he has an earring on his right ear because he's gay (pansexual) AS FUCK. Why? Because I said so. It's my AU, I get to do what I want with him.
Thank you, the fuck?? Your design for him is so unique and is literally my favorite version of him! Plus, you draw his robotic form positively divine as well.
I eat your art everytime I see it. Gobble it up like turkey (I don't like turkey, but that's just how the expression goes).
Gift for @ajoure because I love his human!Harley Sawyer design. I wanna put him in my mouth and run away with him like some dogs will do when they get caught with something they're not supposed to have and they get chased by their owner (affectionate).
More of @ajoure's Harley Sawyer because he is very delicious and very British. His hair is fluffy, too, so that's a plus.
I like writing dialogue for him (if it's not obvious). I have to look up so many big words, but it's all worth it for him. ββππ
Liking a very unpopular ship (so unpopular, in fact, that there's not even content of them on this app) is interesting. I tend to subconsciously lean towards more well-known ships, but this one tickles my fancy a little bit.
Does it make sense? Not really. Is it funny, goofy, silly? Absolutely. I mean, what if Lucifer gets invited to Heaven with Charlie (for one reason or another; probably to meet with God), and they have to get through Peter. Obviously, Peter's never seen Lucifer before, he's only heard stories, but one rumor was certainly true; he was one of the prettiest angels.
Let me cook, guys, please. Please don't take away the oil, I just started the countertop oven. ππππ
Anyways, back to Harley Sawyerβ
Gift for @ajoure because I love his human!Harley Sawyer design. I wanna put him in my mouth and run away with him like some dogs will do when they get caught with something they're not supposed to have and they get chased by their owner (affectionate).
Meet (one of) my Poppy Playtime OC, Charlie Malloy! He worked as an animatronic/toy designer for Playtime Co., and he's dating Harley Sawyer. He had no idea what Harley and the other employees down below were working on, and he still doesn't now.
Warnings: Mention of dissection, mention of deaths, mention of guts
A few days before the Hour of Joy, Leith Pierre and a few scientists grabbed him while he was talking with Harley (who was a computer at this point) and dissected him in front of him, claiming that Harley "wouldn't be allowed the pleasures of love". When the Hour of Joy hit, Harley used his limited powers to preserve Charlie's parts and turn him into a supercomputer as well so that they would never be apart.
Charlie is still optimistic despite what happenedβin fact, he doesn't even remember. All he recalls is he was talking to Harley, then he was a robot. His screen projects a mouth instead of an eye because he talks a lot, but he can still see just like Harley can still talk.
I'll make human designs for both of them soon. Trust. ππππ
My Criminal Minds AU (Inner Machinations) LGBTQIA+ headcanons before they leave my mind and I return back to my Harley Sawyer fixation (Iβm so sorry).
Spencer Reid
Sexuality: Biromantic (prefers men) Demisexual
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a man (Kenick Reid)
Kenick Reid (OC)
Sexuality: Homosexual
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a man (Spencer Reid)
Emily Prentiss
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (Aaron Hotchner)
Aaron Hotchner
Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women) Polyamorous
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Emily Prentiss) and dating a man (Conan Dunkeld)
Conan Dunkeld (OC)
Sexuality: Unlabeled
Gender: Transgender man
Relationship status: Dating a man (Aaron Hotchner)
Derek Morgan
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Dating a woman (Penelope Garcia)
Penelope Garcia
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Unlabeled
Relationship status: Dating a man (Derek Morgan)
Elle Greenaway
Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Single
Jennifer Jareau
Sexuality: Pansexual
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (William LaMontagne Jr)
William LaMontagne Jr
Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Jennifer Jareau)
Tara Lewis
Sexuality: Lesbian
Gender: Demigirl
Relationship status: Dating a woman (Rebecca Wilson)
Rebecca Wilson
Sexuality: Lesbain
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Dating a woman (Tara Lewis)
David Rossi
Sexuality: Homosexual
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a man (Claudio Rose)
Claudio Rose (OC)
Sexuality: Homosexual
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a man (David Rossi)
Luke Alvez
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Single
Matt Simmons
Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Kristy Simmons)
Kristy Simmons
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (Matt Simmons)
Jason Gideon
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Single
Ashley Seaver
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Single
Stephen Walker
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Monica Walker)
Monica Walker
Sexuality: Bisexual
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (Stephen Walker)
Kate Callahan
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (Chris Callahan)
Chris Callahan
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Kate Callahan)
Alex Blake
Sexuality: Omniromantic Asexual
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Married to a man (James Blake)
James Blake
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender man
Relationship status: Married to a woman (Alex Blake
Jordan Todd
Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally
Gender: Cisgender woman
Relationship status: Single
Is he considered naked? No one will ever know.
I've literally gotten so used to drawing him by now that it's second nature. Someone help me (don't).
Based off of this image (I love these two) β¬οΈβ¬οΈ
Some more SecurityAngel for the soul.
I can't stop drawing Harley, dawg, he's plaguing my mind.
Warnings: Suggestive, making out (as a joke)
And finally, we have my redesigns and headcanons of the Nightmare Critters for my Mechanical Instinct AU!! Plus, my own OC, Feckless Fennec. Also, I change Rabie Baby's name because I did not like it, and it didn't feel like it fit her.
Disclaimer: I did trace over the original artwork for a better visual of how the characters would look in the style. Credit goes to Amber (artist of the Smiling Critters), not me
Warnings: Mention of cannibalism, mention of abuse, overall negativity from these little things
Since youβve made headcanon redesigns for the Smiling Critters, will you make ones for the Nightamre Critters as well? Possibly with a Nightmare counterpart for Bucky?
I will, yes! I'm actually working on them "right now" (I say "right now" as in slowly. I get distracted by so many things), so they should come out soon.
I'm not too sure what a Nightmare counterpart for Bucky would be, so I'm gonna have to think about that. Probably a fox! We'll see!
My redesigns of some of the characters for my AU; Mechanical Instinct (yes, the FNaF song).
Warnings: Mentions of murder, mentions of abuse, mentions of injury
Basically, in the alternate universe, the toys you see are animatronics controlled by AI, meaning that no children possess/become them. Instead, they are linked directly to Harley Sawyer's databaseβhe controls them, forcing them to go after you (the player). However, some of the animatronics (like Dogday, Poppy, Kissy Missy, etc) broke free from Sawyer's system and are running rogue. The Prototype is more so attached to Sawyer than it is a separate entity, but it too is an AI that feeds off of him and occasionally does things by itself.
This all started years ago, when Playtime Corporation was first founded. The owners wanted to create robots who could watch over children and take care of them while their parents were away, serving as a daycare. But, Pierre and Sawyer actually created the animatronics with the intent to use them as weapons, which is why all of their teeth are so sharp. Employees were obviously concerned about this, especially since parents were sending in complaints about their kids coming home with bite marks on them from the animatronics malfunctioning. In retaliation, Sawyer and Pierre abused their employees into submission, threatening them not to tell a word, and none of them did.
Eventually, Playtime was shut down due to the amount of unresolved complaints they were gettingβas well as the Hour of Joy, where the animatronics completely went haywire by Sawyer's control and started killing patronsβbut the robots still roam the halls.
Warnings: Suggestive pose, degradation, bondage with wires
My contribution to the SecurityAngel community. I'm sorry, y'all, I'm not immune to a robot with a sultry voice. ππ
Made this with a male!player in mind, but it could be seen as anything. Harley doesn't discriminate, he fucks hates everyone.
Warnings: Suggestive clothing, suggestive gesture, suggestive pose, Lucifer himself is a warning
This man literally ate and just... left? No comment, no crumbs, just... up and left. What a legend (I will be grieving over the loss of the keychain. I couldn't get it in time).
I've got a bit of lore on this guy (the rabbit sinner), but I don't feel like going into it right now, so just have this little comic of his relationship with Lucifer. He's a servant of his.
Warnings: Alcoholism, suggestive flirting, mild sexual coercion(??)
Here, have an original character that I made a few days ago. His name is Midas, and he's the ringmaster of a circus that's made up of terribly flawed "people" based off of the seven deadly sins. Midas is, noticeably, based off of envy. He sees other circuses as more successful ones, and he wants that, too. He wants more fans. More acts. More money. MORE.
His design in itself isn't really based off of anything, I just let myself draw and came up with this funky guy. Kinda like the Onceler and Lucifer rolled into one.
The ends of his bow can move on their own and react to his emotions, so that's fun. And I had to give him a bodysuit because... why not? They're fun.
I have no lore yet behind the scars, leave me alone. He's not even a week old! π₯Ίπ₯Ί His voice claim is Jeremy Jordan's Jay Gatsby because I said so.
I'll make the others soon.
Haha. You see, it's funny 'cause Hunter is trans, so he would actually be the one to give bir- *BANG BANG*
Hey, this is my An Extremely Goofy Movie OC, Hunter Janelyn. He's a platinum (golden) retriever, and he's going to college for an art degree. He does all sorts of art classes since he's not sure which type he wants to pursue as a career yet.
Warnings: Mentions of homophobia and transphobia
He loves his boyfriend (Bradley), and encourages him whenever he's insecure. Bradley's parents don't approve of him both because they're gay and the fact that he's trans. Bradley's always quick to defend his boyfriend's identity, even if it means humiliating himself. If there's one thing he puts above himself, it's Hunter.
Hunter mainly likes to wear sweaters and turtlenecks, even in hot weather. He can be oblivious to innuendos that he or other people say, ultimately flustering Bradley without even meaning to. He's smart, he can just be a bit dull at times.
This is my Smiling Critters OC, Bodacious Bucky! He's a deer (obviously)! This is technically a different AU than the one I made with the redesigns, with Bucky being Dogday's boyfriend instead of Catnap (leave me alone, I'm just a man).
Warnings: Mentions of SH, body image issues, malnutrition, and death (drawing below includes SH scars)
When the Prototype started gaining control over Catnap and all the other toys, Bucky was freaking out and hiding with Dogday, fearing that they would be next. He was horrified when Craftycorn started killing their friends for their blood. When he was caught, he was separated from Dogday and forced into a cage heavily monitored by Catnap and the tiny critters. As days bled into weeks, he grew weaker, and he started scratching himself and breaking his antlers. He was starved, and he lost all hope until he and Dogday were saved by Poppy's angel (the player).
They were taken away from the facility and hidden somewhere they wouldn't ever be found. Unfortunately, he wasn't the same confident buck that he was known as in the cartoon; he was now insecure and paranoid, constantly looking over his shoulder. He hated how he looked, no matter what body shape he obtained. It'd never be good enough for him, even if Dogday complimented him a lot.
Y'all, I'm sorry, but I just gotta ramble here for a second.
If you are writing an "x reader", do not π describe π the reader π in anyway π unless it's π specified π in the π title (like short!reader or plus-sized!reader or female!reader). It's called "x reader" for a reason; so ALL readers can enjoy. It's very clear you look a certain way, or think your readers look a certain way, whenever you describe them. DON'T. Long hair? Even if the reader is female, they might not have long hair; short-haired and medium-length and bald women exist. They read, too. And not all readers are shorter than the character they're shipping themselves with. Sure, if the character is abnormally large or a lot taller than average, they're most likely not taller (they shouldn't be, at least-), but it's frustrating for people who are taller when they read something that's obviously meant for shorter people. My point is stop assuming. If you can only write for a certain type of reader, then specify that in an author's note or a pinned post or something. But, if you're not someone who specifies, literally make it as gender-neutral as possible! ππ Not all readers are women (like myself and many other men or people who of any other gender)!
Also, stop tagging your "OC x characters"s as "reader x character"?? And naming the reader??? (Mostly a problem on AO3.) That literally destroys the purpose of an "x reader". If you don't wanna call the reader "Y/N", that's completely fine, just literally do not mention it. Say something like "[character] uttered your name softly" instead of "oh, Y/N". It's literally not that hard (if it is, or if you write in third person, I don't know what to tell you). And the reader is not the same as an OC? Sure, people might use their OC's names or think of their OCs in place of themselves when reading those types of fics, but it makes no sense when you have a full-fledged character and tag it as an "x reader". Like, what the hell?? I sure am not anyone's character the last time I checked.
Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk. π₯°π₯°
I see no difference. Why are you showing the same picture twice? ππ
same picture
Here, you guys can have my Smiling Critters redesigns and headcanons. Obviously with no children possessing them. ποΈποΈ
Disclaimer: I did trace over the original artwork for a better visual of how the characters would look in the style. Credit goes to Amber (artist of the Smiling Critters), not me
It's time I introduce y'all to my The Amazing Digital Circus OC; Znaya! (pronounced Zn-eye-uh)
He's an intellectual, silver-tongued man who strived to be an author in his past life. He often uses big words that nobody understandsβeven Caine has to look them up. He gives good advice and can be very quiet.
Znaya was sent to the digital circus after he put on a headset that his "best friend" gave him on his birthday. He was in awe, and a little oblivious, of the scenery and characters. He tried taking his headset off after an adventure, but found that he couldn't take it off. That's when his dread kicked in.
He eventually accepted his fate, realizing his "best friend" wasn't really his best friend and that she tricked him. Caine recognized this and immediately began imprinting on Znaya, constantly trying to cheer him up. He even filed his birthdate away in his database so he wouldn't forget. It took a while before they both decided to pursue a relationship, with Znaya teaching Caine everything he knew.
(Drawings down below were by @asterrioxs!! Check him out!!)