Y'all, I'm Sorry, But I Just Gotta Ramble Here For A Second.

Gifted Lunch From a Secret Boyfriend

SPENCER REID x MALE!READER

Warnings: Suggestive (making out), otherwise fluffy, reader is called "sweet boy"

Requested: No

A/N: When I have the motivation, I can write pretty quickly. And feel free to request stuff, whether that be art or fanfic!

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It was early in the morning when Spencer arrived in the bullpen of the BAU, getting himself settled without much of a rush since there wasn't any news about a case yet. The large room was quiet since most of his coworkers hadn't arrived yet. He took advantage of this peace by pulling out a book that his wonderful boyfriend—you—gifted him. By God, he loved you more than anything. You knew just what he liked and what to get him. You were so thoughtful towards him.

As the morning dragged on, he was wrapped up in the book’s contents, mesmerized by the descriptive words on the pages. He could imagine you reading them to him, or vice versa, and the thought made him warm and gooey on the inside. He didn't even realize that he was smiling like an idiot until Derek pointed it out.

“Hey, kid, what's got you in such a good mood so early in the morning, huh?”

He broke free from his trance to look up at his coworker, blinking a few times before he responded with, “nothing. I just found a really good book”, which seemed like an acceptable answer to Derek. He sighed in relief, thankful that his micro-expressions weren't picked up on.

None of his teammates knew that he had a boyfriend, and he intended to keep it that way. It wasn't like he was embarrassed by you—no, not at all—he just didn't want to be teased and mocked. Besides, they didn't even know he was bisexual, which would add to the jokes. Only JJ knew, and he was lucky that she was able to keep secrets, unlike his other best friend.

He looked up when he heard Hotch calling for a meeting in the conference room, undoubtedly for a new case to crack. He thinned his lips in disappointment of not finishing his book, reluctantly packing it up into his satchel. As soon as he stood up from his chair, he saw something out of the corner of his eye. Something familiar. And so he turned his head and found you walking up to him with a big smile.

He nearly froze, his face turning pale. His eyes darted around, trying to see if anyone was watching, before gently taking you by the arm and dragging you into the nearest empty room. “What are you doing here?” He asked in a whisper, clearly panicked. “Someone could have seen you.”

You lifted up a brown paper bag, wordlessly communicating that you brought him the lunch that you made for him. He huffed in slight amusement, grabbing the bag and setting it on the ground beside the door. He looked back up at you and cupped your face, giving you a serious expression.

“You need to tell me when you do that next time, okay, sweet boy? My coworkers give me a hard time as it is; they're gonna tease you, too, if they find out we’re dating, and I don't want that.”

You nodded in understanding, though you were a little bummed out about not being able to show how much you love your boyfriend in his workplace. He could tell exactly how you were feeling based on the slight shift in your face. “I know, sweet boy, but this is for the best. I’m just not comfortable yet. When I’m ready, I’ll tell you.”

Spencer then leaned in for a kiss, humming pleasantly at the way your lips slotted together so perfectly. He thought you were perfect for each other, subjectively. He could never get tired of kissing you or touching you or seeing you or hearing you or tasting you. Every sense of his was on high alert whenever you were around, and he was always determined to flush out each one until you were both satisfied. He was brought back down to reality when he heard you whimper.

As soon as he heard that, he moved a hand down to the small of your back so he could pull you closer. He suddenly broke the kiss when he felt a speckle of dust tickle his nose, causing him to sneeze. He glanced around the room, noticing just how spotty the empty storage closet you were currently occupying was.

“This is pretty unsanitary. You know, inhaling too much dust can lead to rather unpleasant effects such as lower respiratory infections, heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, strokes, and lung cancer. They should have cleaned this room even though nobody uses it and given it a different purpose; it serves as a hazard-” He paused in his ramble when you noted that he was the one who dragged you both in there.

Spencer chuckled awkwardly and scratched the back of his neck, averting his eyes to the ground. “Right. Sorry about that, sweet boy. I shouldn't have grabbed you like that, it was rather rude of me.” You reassured him with a peck to his cheek.

His smile became more genuine as he continued kissing you, holding you even closer than before. He sighed against your lips, which he slowly traced with the tip of his tongue until you opened them. His wet muscle slipped inside, dancing with yours in an encased, sensual display of love. You mumbled about how he was worried about dust just a few moments ago, but he couldn't bring himself to care anymore. All he cared about was you.

He shivered as he felt one of your hands wiggle under his many layers to caress his back, enjoying the way your cold fingertips met his heated skin. He slotted his thigh between your legs, pinning you to the metal shelf behind you. Things were getting hotter and hotter until both of you heard Hotch ask for Spencer, forcing you to pull away. He was just as disgruntled as you at the situation, but he didn't have a choice; he had a killer to catch.

He picked up his bag of lunch and planted a chaste kiss to your lips, opening the door for you. He waited about a minute before heading out, meeting the rest of his team in the conference room with a curt apology of being late.

Soon. Soon he would be confident enough to come out to his team and show just how much he loved you. Soon, but not yet. Not yet.

It's the baby girl boy, and he's in the Gamma Mu Mu's competition outfit! (He will not be misgendered in my presence.)

With and without live Bradley reaction!

Reference below ⬇️⬇️

My Criminal Minds AU (Inner Machinations) LGBTQIA+ headcanons before they leave my mind and I return back to my Harley Sawyer fixation (I’m so sorry).

Spencer Reid

Sexuality: Biromantic (prefers men) Demisexual

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a man (Kenick Reid)

Kenick Reid (OC)

Sexuality: Homosexual

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a man (Spencer Reid)

Emily Prentiss

Sexuality: Bisexual

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (Aaron Hotchner)

Aaron Hotchner

Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women) Polyamorous

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Emily Prentiss) and dating a man (Conan Dunkeld)

Conan Dunkeld (OC)

Sexuality: Unlabeled

Gender: Transgender man

Relationship status: Dating a man (Aaron Hotchner)

Derek Morgan

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Dating a woman (Penelope Garcia)

Penelope Garcia

Sexuality: Pansexual

Gender: Unlabeled

Relationship status: Dating a man (Derek Morgan)

Elle Greenaway

Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Single

Jennifer Jareau

Sexuality: Pansexual

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (William LaMontagne Jr)

William LaMontagne Jr

Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Jennifer Jareau)

Tara Lewis

Sexuality: Lesbian

Gender: Demigirl

Relationship status: Dating a woman (Rebecca Wilson)

Rebecca Wilson

Sexuality: Lesbain

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Dating a woman (Tara Lewis)

David Rossi

Sexuality: Homosexual

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a man (Claudio Rose)

Claudio Rose (OC)

Sexuality: Homosexual

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a man (David Rossi)

Luke Alvez

Sexuality: Bisexual

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Single

Matt Simmons

Sexuality: Bisexual (prefers women)

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Kristy Simmons)

Kristy Simmons

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (Matt Simmons)

Jason Gideon

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Single

Ashley Seaver

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Single

Stephen Walker

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Monica Walker)

Monica Walker

Sexuality: Bisexual

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (Stephen Walker)

Kate Callahan

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (Chris Callahan)

Chris Callahan

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Kate Callahan)

Alex Blake

Sexuality: Omniromantic Asexual

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Married to a man (James Blake)

James Blake

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender man

Relationship status: Married to a woman (Alex Blake

Jordan Todd

Sexuality: Heterosexual Ally

Gender: Cisgender woman

Relationship status: Single

This is crazy, but I always check my followers pages for funzies to see what cool stuff they post, and you seem new! Idk how or why my page was shown to you as opposed to the more popular ones considering you are newer, but I’m glad you found me. All your interests match up with mine, so I guess that’s why. Also I love the lil clown guys. Clowns are so cool!

Thank you so much!! I've always wanted to join this app, and I've been watching creators from the sidelines (like external sites) so it's fun to finally join in!

Since you’ve made headcanon redesigns for the Smiling Critters, will you make ones for the Nightamre Critters as well? Possibly with a Nightmare counterpart for Bucky?

I will, yes! I'm actually working on them "right now" (I say "right now" as in slowly. I get distracted by so many things), so they should come out soon.

I'm not too sure what a Nightmare counterpart for Bucky would be, so I'm gonna have to think about that. Probably a fox! We'll see!

Yes, I do, in fact, have a Nimona OC—Essenal—but he's not very original. Basically, he's Nimona's brother, but in a way that he's like a part of her. They're an extension of each other. When they merge, they turn into that big, black dragon thing.

He's essentially the opposite of Nimona; very chill and laidback. He doesn't get offended by being called a "monster", but he is quick to defend his sister when she gets ridiculed. He can transform into any animal as well, but instead of being pink, the animals he turns into are white. He's Nimona's voice of reason, always by her side and getting her to calm down.

He's pretty neutral when it comes to people, including Ballister. He doesn't allow himself to get close due to the things he's seen over the years; all of the betrayal and violence and pain. He doesn't get aggressive unless Nimona's hurt in any way, shape, or form. He loves her dearly.

Here, have an original character that I made a few days ago. His name is Midas, and he's the ringmaster of a circus that's made up of terribly flawed "people" based off of the seven deadly sins. Midas is, noticeably, based off of envy. He sees other circuses as more successful ones, and he wants that, too. He wants more fans. More acts. More money. MORE.

His design in itself isn't really based off of anything, I just let myself draw and came up with this funky guy. Kinda like the Onceler and Lucifer rolled into one.

The ends of his bow can move on their own and react to his emotions, so that's fun. And I had to give him a bodysuit because... why not? They're fun.

I have no lore yet behind the scars, leave me alone. He's not even a week old! 🥺🥺 His voice claim is Jeremy Jordan's Jay Gatsby because I said so.

I'll make the others soon.

Aww, this is so cute!! I can see my little Charlie on the bottom right!

Thank you so much for this!

Welp.. I did all I could, I hope it's good enough for you guys as I searched for most Sawyer x ocs (or ocs that are paired with the doctor) that I can find. I'm sorry if none of your ocs are on here.

Tagging those who ocs are on here (plus the version of player by @harleysawyerlover)

@archaospetryx @noodlesfam16 @tickinginreverse @mm-slashing-boy @hiraethsdumbassry @m11quda @froggiest-multifanboy and @germsgosquirming

Hope you all like it!!

Original body base that I used down here:

(this picture belongs to its rightful owner! It's not mine but idk who made it.)

I just wanted to introduce my two little guys here!!

Meet Silly and Goofy—two clown brothers who live together in Pranktopia! Pranktopia is a colorful city full of all sorts of fun activities and interesting inhabitants! However, what these two—and many others—don't know is that there's a terrible force changing everything they know. An entity that's turning anything it touches, clowns and scenery alike, into monochrome color schemes and making things sad.

Silly doesn't talk a lot, but when he does, he sounds like the Ink Demon from Bendy and the Dark Revival. He loves pulling pranks on others with his brother, but he knows when to stop. Goofy talks a lot, and he often rambles on about topics he enjoys like musicals and art. He loves pulling pranks on others with his brothers, but he doesn't really know when to stop.

I'm sure I'm misreading this, but Harley seems to be communicating with Leith via the monitor, so Harley is possibly possessing that monitor for the time being?

And at the end, when White wasn't facing Leith, he holds the top of the monitor, like he was petting it. Indirectly, was he caressing Harley?

I dunno, I suck at media analysis.

[AU]

Ruthlessness

is only a mercy upon yourself, right, Pierre?

ahhh my boy is a coward