Hotchniss - Blog Posts

Emily: Aaron and I are getting married!

Tara: Don’t share your personal problems with everyone else.

Redoing the criminal minds ships as Taylor songs, each ship has two besides Ralvez because I couldn’t think of another song for them, sorry.

Jemily: August or lavender haze

Ralvez: Labyrinth or Sweet Nothing

Hotchniss: Illicit affairs or all too well

Moreid: Out of the woods or You’re losing me

Garvez: Paper rings or How you get the girl

Morcia: Style or gorgeous

Jeid: The one or Champagne problems

Spencelle: Midnight Rain or right where you left me

Willifer: Come back.. Be here or Lover

Demily: Red or Enchanted

Temily: Dress or Daylight

Spaeve: Exile or Haunted

Emily: Do you think I’m ugly?

Reid: It’s not about looks, Emily. What’s valuable is on the inside...

Emily: Reid...

Reid: For example, someone's heart.

Emily: Aw... Stop it-

Reid: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

Emily: Seriously, stop.

Hotch: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Emily: It’s not a joke.

Emily: *sniffles*

Emily: I’m a legit snack.

Just some random Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes.

Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Tara:

Tara: Water you doing?

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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?

Reid: Swimming..

Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

JJ: Elephants.

Luke: Blocked.

Matt: Camels.

Luke: Extra blocked.

Garcia: Donkeys.

Luke: Ultra blocked.

Reid: That dick.

Luke: ...Followed.

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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

Just some Criminal minds ships as Taylor Swift songs.. Don’t mind me

•Hotchniss - All Too Well

•Morcia - Style

•Jeid - Everything has Changed

•Jemily - Illicit Affairs or August

•Garvez - Paper Rings

•Demily - Gorgeous

•Spencelle - Right Where You Left Me

•Moreid - Blank Space

•Willifer - Come back.. Be here. Or Lover

•Spencer and Maeve - Exile

May post more but idk yet. 🤷‍♀️

Emily: Am I in trouble?

Hotch: Take a guess.

Emily: No..?

Hotch: Take another guess.

I just realized that Hotchniss (Hotch & Emily) are the songs, All Too Well, Enchanted, AND Illicit Affairs. not only that but I have a Taylor Swift songs for almost every Criminal Minds ship.

Is it just me or have someone else noticed too, that 4 Criminal Minds character have their own chapter with their name as a title? Penelope, JJ, Spencer and Morgan.

Okay, there is a Lauren title for Emily but it's just a hoax name... It would be spectavular, if in the first chapter of season 17 would be the title: Emily-so we could get insight through her personal life since she has became Unif Chef or get some flashbacks. Besides her, Hotch and Rossi missed out. An ,,own,, chapter and their own little story 🤪☺️