Is He Considered Naked? No One Will Ever Know.

Going off of the comic I posted on March 7th (the one where @ajoure and I's Harleys talk to each other), I realize that they would, in fact, not talk to each other like that. They would NOT be that chill. 😭😭

Warnings: Mention of dismemberment and dissection, mention of child abuse, mention of murder, mention of war crimes (?)

Going past all the confusion with meeting up with another version of yourself, MI!Harley (mine) would absolutely DESPISE HL!Harley (@ajoure's). You mean to tell me that he would be "OKAY" with another version of himself dating the very man who took his boyfriend away?? *looks in the mirror* WHAT KIND OF DIALOGUE WERE YOU COOKING UP??? WHAT WAS THIS MISCHARACTERIZATION OF YOUR OWN AU????

Seriously, MI!Harley would not even want to look at HL!Harley. The fact that Leith dissected his (both of theirs) body and turned him into a supercomputer was bad enough, but add onto the fact that MI!Harley had to watch Charlie—his own fucking boyfriend—get mutilated and go through so much pain right in front of him, and he couldn't do anything, and he full-on LOATHES Leith. He completely HATES him. Sending the animatronics (toys) after him wasn't enough during the Hour of Joy; he had to kill him himself. He had to mess him up the same way he messed Charlie up. He had to make him pay.

Not only that, but MI!Harley would be so disturbed by the fact that HL!Harley (canon as well) manipulated and experimented on children and turned them into the toys. My Harley isn't that cruel, he was just making animatronics for war. 😭😭 He wasn't too fond of children (*discreetly hides fan-child for Charlie and Harley*), but he wouldn't even dream of hurting them. Mind you, he's still not that good of a person—still got that nasty attitude and that sadistic nature—but he's a lot more tame than any other version of Harley.

Also, he would be so confused that HL!Harley got his body back. "That backstabber actually created a new body for you? A human form that looked like your original? That's quite disgusting... and obsessive," is what he'd say. And I know that in the comic I made of their non-canonical meet-up, both of them are "human" (robot in HL!Harley's case), but my Harley doesn't get his old body back. He's stuck as that humanoid cyborg thing. (Kinda dangerous.. Kinda sexy. /ref)

So, that was an unnecessary ramble on how incorrect my comic is to my own version of Harley. I just wanted to do something silly, but my brain wouldn't let me brush over it and not address it, so now you have this jumble of words on a screen. I'm so sorry, @ajoure. Forgive me. 😔😔

Hear me out... SecurityAngel could be evil gays—

You know whats funny?

I have, like, more than 1000 followers here, but more than half of them are inactive because they subscribed to me for securityangel or after I posted that one mini comic with Doctor, Doey and Angel titled "what if" (still one of my most popular posts)

And people follow me thinking I draw securityangel, but all I really do is jumpscaring them with evil gays and lmao that's NOT what they expect, I can see by my asks or comments---

Anyway woe, harleith be upon ye

Leith Pierre and Harley Sawyer reaction images from my latest video.

Feel free to use, but only with credit. Don't make me hunt you down, dawg.

GUYS, LOOK; MY FIRST FANART THAT I DIDN'T REQUEST FOR!! MY BOY'S SO PRETTY!! 🥹🥹

After a long while.. I have finally finish

THE SAWYER-VERSE

20 Harley’s! All chilling in casual fits!

@ajoure

@akamon

@sketchtastrophee

@curlyberrrry

@dovewingkinnie

@mm-slashing-boy

@eclipseinvoid

@slyakoch13

@fishymom-art

@archaospetryx

@mrclowninaround

@doctormaki12

@schellis

@harleysawyerlover

@paninityl

@perfectsoyeggz

@thiscalendar

Very self-indulgent drawing of me with @ajoure's designs of Harley and Leith. My two old, toxic, gay men. 🥰🥰

As you can tell, I'm terrible at drawing people facing forwards.

ALSO, DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE FANART OF THEMSELVES WITH A CERTAIN PIECE OF MEDIA 'CAUSE THEY'RE TOO SCARED TO REQUEST CONTENT CREATORS?? 😭😭

Like, I wanna request stuff for the artist that you often see me draw Harley for, BUT I GET SO SCARED, BRO. Like, the things I wanna ask for are incredibly self-indulgent that I feel like him—or anyone—would be like, "NO. Lol, you're weird. Get out". AND I'D ALSO FEEL AWKWARD SINCE WE'RE NOT MUTUALS. 😖😖

Asking for art from friends/mutuals, while still nerve-wracking for me, is easier than asking for art from someone I simply follow. LIKE, Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN?? 😪😪 Everytime I see @ajoure's art, I'm just like, "I wanna be squished between them (Harley and Leith)," BUT ALL I DO IS COMMENT THAT SORT OF THING BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO REQUEST IT.

Besides, I don't know for absolute sure if he—along with other content creators—even like getting requests, or if they just want commissions. 🥲🥲

Anyways, enjoy my self-indulgent fanart.

I love seeing all these Harleys in bunny outfits!! Makes me feral!! 🦖🦖

Now, I have a proposal; draw your Harleys with your favorite animals! Mine's a koala!

I honestly don't know how to start trends. I don't have a big following, so, meh. 😭😭

But show your Harleys showing some love (or hesitance) to the creature you favor! And tag me; I wanna see the sillies!

Spencer Reid headcanons because I love my baby boy!!

Warnings: mentions of sex

—He’s demisexual and biromantic (prefers men)

—He’s still afraid of the dark, even more so after prison because he saw firsthand that the most terrible things happen in the dark (*sobs*)

—His guilty pleasure is reading sappy romance novels, whether they’re good or not

—His favorite band is Metallica (this is totally because he mentioned Enter Sandman in the very first episode; I’ve not been sane since then)

—When he texts (which is rare), his grammar is perfect

—Speaking of grammar, when someone says something wrong (like “me and {name}”), he’ll immediately correct them (like “{name} and I”)

—His sense of touch is very sensitive, so if he touches something he doesn't like, he flinches away, and when he's with his S/O, he's constantly trying to touch them to commit them to memory (I’m projecting, shhhhh)

—Him and Ethan DEFINITELY had something going on when they were trying to join the BAU (“academic rivals” my ass. They kissed. (And Ethan 100% took Spencer's virginity))

—Even though he doesn't talk about it, he knows a lot about sex (mind you, he’s no sex God, but he's a quick learner and knows just what to do)

—Hate me if you want, I don't care, but my mans became more dominant after prison (NOT COMPLETELY, JUST MORE. HE’S STILL A SWITCH IN MY HEAD)

—His favorite color is purple (is that even a headcanon? I thought I heard it was canon or something)

—Completely random and does not make sense at all, but he has a freckle on the base of his pubic bone

—He also still has intense headaches, even after season six, because I REFUSE to forget about the pain and confusion he went through just for an episode

—He was born on October 5th. Why? Because it was the release date of the episode his birthday party took place. Also, no, Spencer and Emily don't share the same birthday in canon. How could they forget his AND Emily's in that one episode? Yeah, no. I'm sorry, but there's literally no way they share a birthday (he just knows everyone's birthday, down to the exact time because that information is in the FBI's database)

I don't know if you draw mechs (and I don't have a human design for him yet), but here's Charlie! He's basically Harley's vessel form but shorter and white with purple accents and has a mouth on his screen instead of an eye.

Very much obsessed with the man himself.

Am very very bored today, and since my birthday was yesterday I thought of a new idea as a gift for the Sawyer fans.

Ever since I drew Arthur quinntel for archaospetryx it gave me an idea!

Whoever has an OC and they ship (or paired) them with the doctor can i put them into one big art with the man himself, (I might even draw your human Sawyer as well if possible)

All I need is a reference image of your ocs and that's all, it may take time to do depends on how many Harley x ocs there are out there on Tumblr,

:>

You don't have to if you don't wanna, I won't force you guys

*Harley casts laser beam!*

*It's super affective!*

Live 4CMIT reaction:

Four child-murderers in the trenches. What will they do?

All designs belong to @ajoure!! GO CHECK HIM OUT AND FOLLOW HIM BECAUSE HE IS SO COOL AND TALENTED AND COOL AND ARTISTIC AND COOL AND COOL—

Disclaimer: You can use these as reaction GIFs, but please give credit.

Day one of watching Arcane. I've decided to cave in and see what all the fuss is about. Bear in mind, I am also keeping up with Andor (which comes out every Thursday), so updates will not be consistent.

I will edit this post with my reaction to the first few episodes. Wish me luck. 👍👍

⚠️⚠️ SPOILERS FOR THE FIRST THREE EPISODES BELOW ⚠️⚠️

Update; Episode one, season one, Welcome to the Playground. I thought that Vi and Powder's relationship was so cute! (I know what happens later on, I know.) The animation style is very entertaining, as well as the story telling. I also thought that Vander was very... nice-looking. 🤭🤭 Very sad the cat got killed in the end, though.

Update pt. 2; Episode two, season one, Some Mysteries Are Better Left Unsolved. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Y'ALL, THE LORE?? AND IT'S ONLY THE SECOND EPISODE??? Good soup. Also, I thought Vander was fine (he still very much is in my eyes), but Viktor? Y'all, he got me giggling and blushing my ass off. 🤭🤭 Also, what is his accent? I'm stuck between French and German, but I don't wanna look it up in case I get spoilers. (Edit; It's a Czech accent... Stupid-head.)

Update pt. 3; Episode three, season one, The Base Violence Necessary for Change. WHAT THE FUCK?? THEY KILLED MY BOY VANDER OFF??? BRUH, HE WAS GREAT. SILCO, YOU BASTARD MAN. POWDER, I'M SO SORRY, BUT YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO VIOLET. 🤬🤬 Was getting very gay vibes from Jayce and Viktor. I don't think they get together in the show since I heard one of the main people who worked on the show hated the ship (which, like, sucks to suck I guess??), but no spoilers. Perfect episode to end off on the day with, honestly.