Liking A Very Unpopular Ship (so Unpopular, In Fact, That There's Not Even Content Of Them On This App)

Forget the last post, guys, this style looks a little more accurate. I won't ever achieve the glorious (evolution) style that is Arcane, but this is close enough.

+ I drew Golden (myself) if he (I) were in the universe. Slithery little snake boy. Glisser (the snake) kinda looks like Venom. My bad, gang.

Viktor Nation, would you like Commune!Viktor's hand as a snack?

Warnings: Suggestive (I guess?? Because of the position of the fingers)

I locked the fuck in and drew a five-fingered hand instead of my usual four. Life is good right now. 👍👍

I have no idea how to draw the openings in his hand, though.

I'm bored and I don't really get asks, anonymous or not. Ask away, my gold dabloons!!

I will answer questions for Spencer Reid & Aaron Hotchner from Criminal Minds, Harley Sawyer from Poppy Playtime, and Ambrosius Goldenloin & Ballister Boldheart from Nimona.

Remember to ask in my inbox!! Do not comment on this post because it will only go to the original!!

(Sorry if this disturbs the original poster. 😭😭)

CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫

Send a character + one or more of these question IN THE INBOX. Don't reply on the post!

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

11. Would you date this character?

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

23. Favorite picture of this character?

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

26. What's something the character has done you can't get over? Be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever?

27. What is a color or colors that you think of when you think of this character, be it their canon color(s) or not?

28. If you could have this character meet another in another media, who would you have them meet?

29. Could you live as this character, would you? If not, what would you change so that you could?

30. FREEBIE QUESTION!!

Random hot take (I'm just full of these. Don't be surprised if you find me posting about them), but I really don't like it when people feminize a character (men, really).

Now, in general, I don't mind it, but when it's a character who struggles with appearances and masculinity (*cough cough* Spencer Reid *cough cough* Dipper Pines *cough*), then it kinda irks me in the wrong way. And if you noticed, the aforementioned characters tend to have transgender headcanons. Now, I understand that masculinity is not owed to anyone for a trans man, but if you noticed, a lot of characters who are headcanoned to be trans men are also heavily feminized, whether that be by the same people or just opposite sides of the fandom.

I dunno, it might just be me being weird and insecure because I have trouble appearing masculine. 😭😭 And, like, I'm not shaming anyone who does feminize these characters—you do you, pookie—but isn't it kinda weird how, most of the time, the feminization is strictly "forced" upon the skinny, white guys? Like, are we trying to enforce a stereotype here or what? I'm a skinny, white guy, y'all, don't feminize me. 😔😔

In reality, it doesn't really matter, and if I ever see a post or a fanfic that feminizes these types of characters, I just scroll like any person should. But still, my comfort characters are the ones being feminized. 😖😖 That's also the same reason why I tend to stick to a character's canonical gender. I don't want them to go through the same mental torture I have to go through, dawg.

Just do what y'all do, though. I just wanted to ramble.

How many times have I typed the word "character"? Good lord.

Gifted Lunch From a Secret Boyfriend

SPENCER REID x MALE!READER

Warnings: Suggestive (making out), otherwise fluffy, reader is called "sweet boy"

Requested: No

A/N: When I have the motivation, I can write pretty quickly. And feel free to request stuff, whether that be art or fanfic!

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It was early in the morning when Spencer arrived in the bullpen of the BAU, getting himself settled without much of a rush since there wasn't any news about a case yet. The large room was quiet since most of his coworkers hadn't arrived yet. He took advantage of this peace by pulling out a book that his wonderful boyfriend—you—gifted him. By God, he loved you more than anything. You knew just what he liked and what to get him. You were so thoughtful towards him.

As the morning dragged on, he was wrapped up in the book’s contents, mesmerized by the descriptive words on the pages. He could imagine you reading them to him, or vice versa, and the thought made him warm and gooey on the inside. He didn't even realize that he was smiling like an idiot until Derek pointed it out.

“Hey, kid, what's got you in such a good mood so early in the morning, huh?”

He broke free from his trance to look up at his coworker, blinking a few times before he responded with, “nothing. I just found a really good book”, which seemed like an acceptable answer to Derek. He sighed in relief, thankful that his micro-expressions weren't picked up on.

None of his teammates knew that he had a boyfriend, and he intended to keep it that way. It wasn't like he was embarrassed by you—no, not at all—he just didn't want to be teased and mocked. Besides, they didn't even know he was bisexual, which would add to the jokes. Only JJ knew, and he was lucky that she was able to keep secrets, unlike his other best friend.

He looked up when he heard Hotch calling for a meeting in the conference room, undoubtedly for a new case to crack. He thinned his lips in disappointment of not finishing his book, reluctantly packing it up into his satchel. As soon as he stood up from his chair, he saw something out of the corner of his eye. Something familiar. And so he turned his head and found you walking up to him with a big smile.

He nearly froze, his face turning pale. His eyes darted around, trying to see if anyone was watching, before gently taking you by the arm and dragging you into the nearest empty room. “What are you doing here?” He asked in a whisper, clearly panicked. “Someone could have seen you.”

You lifted up a brown paper bag, wordlessly communicating that you brought him the lunch that you made for him. He huffed in slight amusement, grabbing the bag and setting it on the ground beside the door. He looked back up at you and cupped your face, giving you a serious expression.

“You need to tell me when you do that next time, okay, sweet boy? My coworkers give me a hard time as it is; they're gonna tease you, too, if they find out we’re dating, and I don't want that.”

You nodded in understanding, though you were a little bummed out about not being able to show how much you love your boyfriend in his workplace. He could tell exactly how you were feeling based on the slight shift in your face. “I know, sweet boy, but this is for the best. I’m just not comfortable yet. When I’m ready, I’ll tell you.”

Spencer then leaned in for a kiss, humming pleasantly at the way your lips slotted together so perfectly. He thought you were perfect for each other, subjectively. He could never get tired of kissing you or touching you or seeing you or hearing you or tasting you. Every sense of his was on high alert whenever you were around, and he was always determined to flush out each one until you were both satisfied. He was brought back down to reality when he heard you whimper.

As soon as he heard that, he moved a hand down to the small of your back so he could pull you closer. He suddenly broke the kiss when he felt a speckle of dust tickle his nose, causing him to sneeze. He glanced around the room, noticing just how spotty the empty storage closet you were currently occupying was.

“This is pretty unsanitary. You know, inhaling too much dust can lead to rather unpleasant effects such as lower respiratory infections, heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, strokes, and lung cancer. They should have cleaned this room even though nobody uses it and given it a different purpose; it serves as a hazard-” He paused in his ramble when you noted that he was the one who dragged you both in there.

Spencer chuckled awkwardly and scratched the back of his neck, averting his eyes to the ground. “Right. Sorry about that, sweet boy. I shouldn't have grabbed you like that, it was rather rude of me.” You reassured him with a peck to his cheek.

His smile became more genuine as he continued kissing you, holding you even closer than before. He sighed against your lips, which he slowly traced with the tip of his tongue until you opened them. His wet muscle slipped inside, dancing with yours in an encased, sensual display of love. You mumbled about how he was worried about dust just a few moments ago, but he couldn't bring himself to care anymore. All he cared about was you.

He shivered as he felt one of your hands wiggle under his many layers to caress his back, enjoying the way your cold fingertips met his heated skin. He slotted his thigh between your legs, pinning you to the metal shelf behind you. Things were getting hotter and hotter until both of you heard Hotch ask for Spencer, forcing you to pull away. He was just as disgruntled as you at the situation, but he didn't have a choice; he had a killer to catch.

He picked up his bag of lunch and planted a chaste kiss to your lips, opening the door for you. He waited about a minute before heading out, meeting the rest of his team in the conference room with a curt apology of being late.

Soon. Soon he would be confident enough to come out to his team and show just how much he loved you. Soon, but not yet. Not yet.

My human!Harley Sawyer design! You can tell that I have no rhyme or rhythm when it comes to designing humans. Or in general. I just love when men put their long hair up into a ponytail, okay?

And yes, he has an earring on his right ear because he's gay (pansexual) AS FUCK. Why? Because I said so. It's my AU, I get to do what I want with him.

GUYS, LOOK; MY FIRST FANART THAT I DIDN'T REQUEST FOR!! MY BOY'S SO PRETTY!! 🥹🥹

After a long while.. I have finally finish

THE SAWYER-VERSE

20 Harley’s! All chilling in casual fits!

@ajoure

@akamon

@sketchtastrophee

@curlyberrrry

@dovewingkinnie

@mm-slashing-boy

@eclipseinvoid

@slyakoch13

@fishymom-art

@archaospetryx

@mrclowninaround

@doctormaki12

@schellis

@harleysawyerlover

@paninityl

@perfectsoyeggz

@thiscalendar

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!

I wanna see Leith actually say “I love you” instead of hinting it and Harley completely loses himself 🥹

Hey they have relationships status "shit is complicated" you gotta waittttt

Going off of the comic I posted on March 7th (the one where @ajoure and I's Harleys talk to each other), I realize that they would, in fact, not talk to each other like that. They would NOT be that chill. 😭😭

Warnings: Mention of dismemberment and dissection, mention of child abuse, mention of murder, mention of war crimes (?)

Going past all the confusion with meeting up with another version of yourself, MI!Harley (mine) would absolutely DESPISE HL!Harley (@ajoure's). You mean to tell me that he would be "OKAY" with another version of himself dating the very man who took his boyfriend away?? *looks in the mirror* WHAT KIND OF DIALOGUE WERE YOU COOKING UP??? WHAT WAS THIS MISCHARACTERIZATION OF YOUR OWN AU????

Seriously, MI!Harley would not even want to look at HL!Harley. The fact that Leith dissected his (both of theirs) body and turned him into a supercomputer was bad enough, but add onto the fact that MI!Harley had to watch Charlie—his own fucking boyfriend—get mutilated and go through so much pain right in front of him, and he couldn't do anything, and he full-on LOATHES Leith. He completely HATES him. Sending the animatronics (toys) after him wasn't enough during the Hour of Joy; he had to kill him himself. He had to mess him up the same way he messed Charlie up. He had to make him pay.

Not only that, but MI!Harley would be so disturbed by the fact that HL!Harley (canon as well) manipulated and experimented on children and turned them into the toys. My Harley isn't that cruel, he was just making animatronics for war. 😭😭 He wasn't too fond of children (*discreetly hides fan-child for Charlie and Harley*), but he wouldn't even dream of hurting them. Mind you, he's still not that good of a person—still got that nasty attitude and that sadistic nature—but he's a lot more tame than any other version of Harley.

Also, he would be so confused that HL!Harley got his body back. "That backstabber actually created a new body for you? A human form that looked like your original? That's quite disgusting... and obsessive," is what he'd say. And I know that in the comic I made of their non-canonical meet-up, both of them are "human" (robot in HL!Harley's case), but my Harley doesn't get his old body back. He's stuck as that humanoid cyborg thing. (Kinda dangerous.. Kinda sexy. /ref)

So, that was an unnecessary ramble on how incorrect my comic is to my own version of Harley. I just wanted to do something silly, but my brain wouldn't let me brush over it and not address it, so now you have this jumble of words on a screen. I'm so sorry, @ajoure. Forgive me. 😔😔

Chat, I'm cooked. This is all it takes to bring me down. Put Harley (or Leith—) into a bunny suit, then I'm gone. I've descended. I've turned to dust. If anyone takes this beautiful piece of art away from me, I will give myself rabies and bite them. 😇😇

[AU + request]

Aight, who asked for Harley in bunny suit - come and get your man

also here's sketch with all 4 because it's unfair to leave others behind