Merlin: Can I Go To The Movies Tonight?

sorry

Arthur: I might be a dumb blonde with low self-esteem and a dysfunctional family

Merlin: but...?

Arthur: that's it.

Merlin: это все твоя вина

Arthur: yeah i know

Gwen: you speak russian?

Arthur: no i just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language he speaks

Gwaine: In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law

Street Artist!AU; Emrys is the most wanted street artist in mayor Uther’s list, but no one can figure out who he is. Will Arthur have better luck at catching him?

Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?

For @forever-rewatching-merlin​ who made me cry over my most favourite merlin fic for the hundredth time.

Die For You In Secret by @emrysofmagic  - In which Merlin and Lancelot start sleeping together at the end of season three, Arthur notices, Gwaine is all too perceptive, and Merlin realizes that the heart’s capacity for love is greater than he ever could have imagined.

merlin, to uther: wassup

arthur: please be formal, merlin

merlin: wassup sir

i can bet that it would happened,,

Merlin, on the phone: Just break his kneecaps and he’ll talk, alright, now look, I’m at the parent teacher conference.

Merlin: *hangs up*

Merlin: Anyways, you were saying Daegal is enjoying finger painting. That’s great.

If Merlin characters had youtube channels

Head empty Dummie Thicc

Hotel? Trivago