Merlin, on the phone: Just break his kneecaps and he’ll talk, alright, now look, I’m at the parent teacher conference.
Merlin: *hangs up*
Merlin: Anyways, you were saying Daegal is enjoying finger painting. That’s great.
Gaius: Where's Merlin?
Leon: Doing stuff.
Gaius: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Lancelot, then?
Leon: Trying to stop Merlin from doing the stuff.
Gaius: What? Well, then, where's Gwaine?
Leon: Trying to stop Lancelot from stopping Merlin from doing stuff.
Gaius: And what are YOU doing??
Leon: Stopping you from stopping Gwaine from stopping Lancelot from stopping Merlin from doing the stuff.
*DJ Khaled’s voice* Another one Merlin being a sassy little shit, gifset number 54593043 because he just never stops and I won’t too
I'm feeling the biggest clown ever because I'm excited about the things Eion and Bradley have been saying about Merlin but I think they'll just do a zoom meeting
this will be Colin the entire meeting trying to figure it out how to turn on the mic because the poor man don't have technology in his cave