Merlin: это все твоя вина

I feel like this should have been a scene

Uther: The boys haven't eaten their sandwiches.

Gaius: Okay, just throw them out.

Uther:

[Later]

Uther, helping Arthur and Merlin pack suitcases: Look, I'm just as surprised as you are.

Ya’ll ever think about how Gwaine stopped in the middle of a bar brawl to introduce himself/flirt with a cute guy because it lives rent free in my brain

Lancelot: How are we going to get in?

Merlin: Don’t worry. We have magic

Merlin: *smashes window*

Gaius: Where's Merlin?

Leon: Doing stuff.

Gaius: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Lancelot, then?

Leon: Trying to stop Merlin from doing the stuff.

Gaius: What? Well, then, where's Gwaine?

Leon: Trying to stop Lancelot from stopping Merlin from doing stuff.

Gaius: And what are YOU doing??

Leon: Stopping you from stopping Gwaine from stopping Lancelot from stopping Merlin from doing the stuff.

Modern AU where Merlin has a favorite chinese restaurant that he goes to and he eventually befriends the owner, Kilgharrah. Every time Merlin asks him for advice, he just places a fortune cookie on the table and walks away.

Merlin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!

Gwaine: Star fruit.

Merlin: So close! That is a shape.

Percival: Okay, you also forgot blackberries.

Lancelot: Black isn't a color.

Gwen: What about raspberries?

Arthur: Green bean?

Elyan: Lemons!!

Gaius: FUCKING ORANGE

Arthur: everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Merlin: Arthur

Actual image of Arthur with his sisters:

sorry