Merlin: Fun Fact! Blueberries Are The Only Fruit Named After A Color!

'do this merlin!' 'do

that merlin!' and

when i'm not running

around after arthur,

i'm doing chores for

you, and when i'm not

doing that i'm fulfilling

my 'destiny'. do you

know how many times

i've saved arthur's life?

i've lost count. do i

get any thanks? no-

merlin, to uther: wassup

arthur: please be formal, merlin

merlin: wassup sir

i can bet that it would happened,,

arthur: where’s my idiot manservant?

arthur: *clears throat, cups hands over mouth like a megaphone*

arthur: NECKSCARVES SALE BUY ONE GET ONE HALF OFF

merlin: *from the other side of the fucking forest let’s be real here* diD SOMEONE SAY NECKSCARVES

arthur: found him

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Merlin: это все твоя вина

Arthur: yeah i know

Gwen: you speak russian?

Arthur: no i just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language he speaks

Arthur + the name enunciation thing

I can be nice, but don’t test me

Merlin and Gwaine commissioned by @here–be-nerds for AO3 fic Strengths and Magics bogus adventures

Arthur: Mordred, Merlin and I have to attend a meeting in Nemeth, and it's your turn to watch the baby.

Mordred: *looks at Aithusa, eating a plate of raw liver with blood all over*

Mordred: ......The "baby."

Arthur: Yup. We'll be back in a week.

Arthur: *leaves*

Mordred: *looks at Aithusa*

Aithusa: *hisses*

Mordred: Goddess have mercy on me.

✨ MERLIN CHALLENGE ✨ : Day 6 (6th): Funniest scene (”Queen of Hearts”, 3.10)