Arthur + The Name Enunciation Thing

Gaius: So I have a riddle for you. There are two islands connected by a bridge capable of holding only one hundred pounds. On one island, there is a gatekeeper who only lets you cross the bridge one time, and on the other island, there is a princess and an apple tree.

Merlin: Can I be both the apple tree and the princess?

Gaius: No. Shush. The princess weighs ninety-nine pounds, and each apple weighs half a pound. But she needs to get three apples across. How does she do this without collapsing the bridge?

Gwaine: WEAK-ASS BRIDGE! Who the FUCK was in charge of construction?

Gaius: No--

Arthur: You THROW one apple across, and you carry the other two just fine!

Gwaine: YEET THE FRUIT!

Percival: Or you roll it! Like a bowling ball!

Merlin: The gatekeeper is the singular pin, and if you don't knock him down, you lose crossing privileges.

Gaius: That's not--

Elyan: What time period is this in? Do dragons still exist? She can just tie an apple to a dragon and fly it over.

Gaius: She JUGGLES them! She juggles the apples! One apple is always in the air as she crosses! THAT is the answer! Holy shit.

Merlin:

Merlin: Dude

Gaius: What?

Merlin: Boat.

Arthur: Boat!

Elyan: Boat???

Percival: Boat!

Gwaine: BOAT!!!!

Gaius:

Gaius: I'm leaving.

‘‘Contained within this great kingdom is a great variety of people with a range of different beliefs. I am not the only one seeking to protect you - there are many more that believe in the world you are seeking to create. One day you will learn, Arthur, one day you will understand just how much they’ve done for you.’‘

- Gaius (to Arthur), Merlin (2008-2012)

Lancelot: How are we going to get in?

Merlin: Don’t worry. We have magic

Merlin: *smashes window*

Gaius: You lost a lot of blood. Do you remember anything?

Merlin: Only the ambulance ride.

Lancelot: There was no ambulance. I drove you here.

Merlin: But I heard a siren?

Lancelot: That was Gwaine.

some merwaine sketches inspired by this post (x)

what is style consistency

Merlin: Christmas is just like any other day in Camelot

Arthur: Explain

Merlin: The servants do all the work, but a prat in red gets all the credit.

Arthur:

Arthur: HEY--

Well, I’d hope so. You’re the only friend I’ve got. I’m not surprised.

by elna

MERTHUR WEEK 2020 day two: favorite merlin quote

Arthur: So, it's the first week of the new year. How's everyone doing?

Morgana: I crave murder.

Gwaine: I've concocted a drink that lets you go for five full days without sleep!

Elyan: Or so he claims. It has coffee, three different energy drinks, and five shots of espresso.

Merlin, twitching violently: I'VE TESTED IT. IT WORKS.

Gaius: I'm recording the progress of Merlin's slow but inevitable death.