Arthur: So, It's The First Week Of The New Year. How's Everyone Doing?

Gwaine: Mothers, fuckers, and motherfuckers of the Jury-

Lancelot: Ah yes the three genders.

Morgana: why can't you leave me alone? what did i ever do to you?

Merlin, as Emrys: you tried to kill me and destroy camelot.

Morgana:

Morgana: apart from that.

Before I let you pass, I’ll give you a little advice, as  C o u r a g e , there are two more things you’ll need to complete your quest.  S t r e n g t h  and  M a g i c . ❦ for @achillces

Cop: you're under arrest for carrying three people on a single motorcycle

Gwaine, with Leon and Percival behind him: three people? Oh crap, Elyan fell off!

what BBC Merlin needed

less prophecy

more people learning his secret and interacting with him regularly instead of immediately dying

so where do we go from here?

I can be nice, but don’t test me

Merlin, on the phone: Just break his kneecaps and he’ll talk, alright, now look, I’m at the parent teacher conference.

Merlin: *hangs up*

Merlin: Anyways, you were saying Daegal is enjoying finger painting. That’s great.

If Merlin characters had youtube channels

Percival: What movie is this?

Lancelot: I Love You, Man.

Percival: I love you, too, bro, but, seriously, what's the movie called?

Lancelot: I LOVE YOU MAN

Percival: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO