I Can Be Nice, But Don’t Test Me

Merlin: это все твоя вина

Arthur: yeah i know

Gwen: you speak russian?

Arthur: no i just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language he speaks

all gwaine does is flirt with merlin and drink and flirt with merlin and protect the underprivileged against the overpowered and flirt with merlin

Colin Morgan 

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Merlin and Gwaine commissioned by @here–be-nerds for AO3 fic Strengths and Magics bogus adventures

[Screaming from within the Pendragon-Ambrosius house]

Pizza Delivery Guy: Oh, how old’s your kid?

Arthur: I have ten children from the ages of 29 to 6 in my house.

Arthur: everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Merlin: Arthur

Leon: *throwing water bottles at the knights* HYDRATE OR DIEDRATE

Arthur: what’s going on?

Gwaine: he’s trying to scream mental health and self-care into us

LEON: I LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU

Elyan, sobbing: its working

Merlin: is it too early for a drink?

Lancelot: Merlin, it's 10:30 am.

Merlin: 12 o'clock, did you say?

Merlin: hello whiskey.

why is this so funny

G: Merlin, have you seen my glasses? M: 👓

Merlin (“The Tears of Uther Pendragon pt 1”, 3.01 del. scene)