[Screaming from within the Pendragon-Ambrosius house]
Pizza Delivery Guy: Oh, how old’s your kid?
Arthur: I have ten children from the ages of 29 to 6 in my house.
Arthur: So, it's the first week of the new year. How's everyone doing?
Morgana: I crave murder.
Gwaine: I've concocted a drink that lets you go for five full days without sleep!
Elyan: Or so he claims. It has coffee, three different energy drinks, and five shots of espresso.
Merlin, twitching violently: I'VE TESTED IT. IT WORKS.
Gaius: I'm recording the progress of Merlin's slow but inevitable death.
Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?
For @forever-rewatching-merlin who made me cry over my most favourite merlin fic for the hundredth time.
Die For You In Secret by @emrysofmagic - In which Merlin and Lancelot start sleeping together at the end of season three, Arthur notices, Gwaine is all too perceptive, and Merlin realizes that the heart’s capacity for love is greater than he ever could have imagined.
Arthur: There's something really suspicious going on here...
Arthur: There's a sorcerer in the castle... Merlin vanished, and then an old man with Merlin's eyes showed up and called me names just like Merlin does... then he disappeared and I found Merlin again
Arthur: Hold up one second!!!
Arthur: That means...
Arthur: MERLIN WENT TO THE TAVERN AGAIN!?!?!?