Would It Be Enough If I Could Never Give You Peace?

merlin: gwaine, quick, you’re losing blood! what’s your type?

gwaine, dazed and bleeding out: blue eyes, dark hair, big ears-

merlin, blushing: blood type gwaine!

gwaine: oh

gwaine: *looks down*

gwaine: red

Gwaine: Mothers, fuckers, and motherfuckers of the Jury-

Lancelot: Ah yes the three genders.

'do this merlin!' 'do

that merlin!' and

when i'm not running

around after arthur,

i'm doing chores for

you, and when i'm not

doing that i'm fulfilling

my 'destiny'. do you

know how many times

i've saved arthur's life?

i've lost count. do i

get any thanks? no-

Merlin and Gwaine commissioned by @here–be-nerds for AO3 fic Strengths and Magics bogus adventures

Merlin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color!

Gwaine: Star fruit.

Merlin: So close! That is a shape.

Percival: Okay, you also forgot blackberries.

Lancelot: Black isn't a color.

Gwen: What about raspberries?

Arthur: Green bean?

Elyan: Lemons!!

Gaius: FUCKING ORANGE

To fight ice with fire is reckless.

Gwaine: so you have magic

Merlin: that is correct

Gwaine: and you can do just about anything

Merlin: I’m not sure where this is going but sure

Percival: Merlin don’t-

Gwaine: apple pie. cheese.

Merlin: sorry?!

Gwaine: apple pie

Gwaine: cheese

Gwaine: can you do it

Merlin:

Percival, holding the bridge of his nose:

*DJ Khaled’s voice* Another one Merlin being a sassy little shit, gifset number 54593043 because he just never stops and I won’t too 

Gaius: Okay, who else thought Merlin was my son?

Gaius: Put your hand down, Merlin.

Gwaine: In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law