Gwaine: In My Defense, Your Honor, I Simply Do Not Vibe With The Law

Gaius: Where's Merlin?

Leon: Doing stuff.

Gaius: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Lancelot, then?

Leon: Trying to stop Merlin from doing the stuff.

Gaius: What? Well, then, where's Gwaine?

Leon: Trying to stop Lancelot from stopping Merlin from doing stuff.

Gaius: And what are YOU doing??

Leon: Stopping you from stopping Gwaine from stopping Lancelot from stopping Merlin from doing the stuff.

Merlin: I got thrown in the stocks today. Again.

Gaius, sighing: What did you do this time?

Merlin: In the throne room, Uther pointed his sword at me and said "There's an idiot at the end of this sword".

Merlin: So I asked which end.

Gaius:

Modern AU where Merlin has a favorite chinese restaurant that he goes to and he eventually befriends the owner, Kilgharrah. Every time Merlin asks him for advice, he just places a fortune cookie on the table and walks away.

Gaius: Merlin, put some sunscreen on.

Merlin: Gaius, I'm a grown man, I don't need that.

Gaius: You think you're stronger than the Sun?

Merlin:

Gaius: THE FUCKING SUN?

Before I let you pass, I’ll give you a little advice, as  C o u r a g e , there are two more things you’ll need to complete your quest.  S t r e n g t h  and  M a g i c . ❦ for @achillces

✨ MERLIN CHALLENGE ✨ : Day 8 (8th): Favourite parallel (Morgana Pendragon vs Arthur Pendragon)

Lancelot: How are we going to get in?

Merlin: Don’t worry. We have magic

Merlin: *smashes window*