Malachithefloof - Lil’ Evil Floof

I just. I get really emotional about mirror spiders and their reflective scales.

they look like itty bitty bejeweled hatpins and I can’t. cope. i want one to dangle on my earlobe like an earring and whisper its tiny spider secrets into my ear. i would laugh at all of its jokes, and walk slowly and with my neck held very straight, so as not to disturb it during spider naptime.

Voldy: can I copy ur notes?

Sauron: sure just change it up alittle…

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Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

( magnapinna squid )

i was trying very hard to think of what the overstreched scout png reminded me of and then i realized its literally a deep sea squid

this is making me CRY

Another snake person! This is how I imagine they keep warm in winter, tube sweaters!

A cute goth girl enjoying a rainy day

i love abortion and i love divorce

she’s spitting facts! take care of yourself or evil can’t prosper!

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”