Reblog If You Think Fanfiction Is A Legitimate Form Of Creative Writing.

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

Last time I encountered a beetle, it flew away. I think that's an omen of some kind.

Genderswap! Harry Potter

she’s spitting facts! take care of yourself or evil can’t prosper!

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

ah yes, that famed american holiday

Superb Owl Sunday

“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”