She’s Spitting Facts! Take Care Of Yourself Or Evil Can’t Prosper!

Voldy: can I copy ur notes?

Sauron: sure just change it up alittle…

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reblog if you support muslims

i just. i really need to know right now. there’s so much hate in the world, i need to know who’s safe. also if you can’t reblog this feel free to block me <3 i hope i never interact with you ever in my life

This is another goth girl, (there’s a bit of a theme lol) who is pretty happy about something!

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

I NEED A SICKO... im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight

this is making me CRY

Happy April fools everyone.

Aha April fools! *bad* and *angry* April fools to everyone!!!

Bart to the Future The Simpsons S11 E17 Air Date: March 19, 2000

This is my first post and I decided to draw myself. I draw my self small like a doll cuz I’m short irl😭😭 but here I go.

“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”