“A Villain Am I? When I Demand Loyalty From My Minions I Reward Them With Protection. My Armies Know

“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”

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3 years ago

First of all, I need @asktheheirofslytherin to see this cause I’m very annoyed with Jk’s lack of research! And second of all, you talkin bout me what you sayin??? 🤔😏💅🥺

Hi nagini. I am the evil floof. I found this thru voldie’s blog, and I love your blog. I’m a huge nerd when it comes to snake anatomy and snake biology! I want to know…

Why was everybody wrong about snakes in the movies and books 😭😭😭😭

Nagini isn’t venomous and snakes don’t have eyelids like idk if it’s magic or what 😭😭😖

Sincerely, a very evil floofy friend of voldy.

Hello dear, It's great to hear that there are people out there who care about us snakes. I think you'll find it tragically common that "creatures of the night" such as bats, black cats, spiders and the like, as well as I, are often cast as monstrously as possible to add to the "fear factor" of our existence. However I have to confess my species of snake my not be venomous I specifically am thanks to Voldemort's magic as he found that I would be able to defend myself better if I were able to poison someone and then just leave. I do not have eyelids however, although sometimes I wish I did. We, Voldemort and I that is, have talked about you a few times in passing recently. Welcome to the fold.


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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

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