malachithefloof

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Genderswap! Harry Potter

horcrux family photo

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

I thought the visuals to the conclave movie were so striking but then you see the real thing and it all makes sense

see him schmoove

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wait did something happen to Jesus

Unexpected journey.

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Bart to the Future The Simpsons S11 E17 Air Date: March 19, 2000

Happy Fryeday :3

This was just an excuse to draw Evie like that

OG:

Ik Jacob doesn't have soulles eyes but I draw him like that often so

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

Why is that the image google used

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

this kingdom is going to shit man

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer