Wait Did Something Happen To Jesus

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

this kingdom is going to shit man

Plinko but like horsey :)

“dude” but like romantically

“I’m malfoy. Draco malfoy. No need to ask your name. Acute angles, at 76 degrees…. You must be an icsoles.

I just. I get really emotional about mirror spiders and their reflective scales.

they look like itty bitty bejeweled hatpins and I can’t. cope. i want one to dangle on my earlobe like an earring and whisper its tiny spider secrets into my ear. i would laugh at all of its jokes, and walk slowly and with my neck held very straight, so as not to disturb it during spider naptime.

A friendly snek boi who likes stars ✨

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

Cowboy/Western Mage