This Kingdom Is Going To Shit Man

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

I just. I get really emotional about mirror spiders and their reflective scales.

they look like itty bitty bejeweled hatpins and I can’t. cope. i want one to dangle on my earlobe like an earring and whisper its tiny spider secrets into my ear. i would laugh at all of its jokes, and walk slowly and with my neck held very straight, so as not to disturb it during spider naptime.

( magnapinna squid )

i was trying very hard to think of what the overstreched scout png reminded me of and then i realized its literally a deep sea squid

Please accept me Fannibal Community

Is there a specific rite of passage to enter into the Hannibal Fandom of tumblr? Because I'd do anything (well, anything that doesn't include swallowing endangered Ortolans) to enter and be accepted into the Fannibal Community.

*wispers* I secretly hope joining this fandom wouldn't be as banal as following some accs and tagging my posts.

Not to be rude, but I find the twitter community tiring in its often purely physical appreciation of Hugh and Mads. Tbh I faced the same thing with the sherlock fandom- there's honestly a lot more to the show than good-looking actors? Pretty pics of them everyday on my tl don't satisfy me, I need unnecessarily deep analyses of the show and its characters, so henceforth I declare myself as a Fannibal!

It's scientifically proven that bathing in the blood of virgins is great for the skin and detoxing from the sins of the day.