Malachithefloof - Lil’ Evil Floof

Ok guys. Seriously. Whoever had the Dark Lord Sauron's ring is being a serious a-hole. That's his ring dude. It's just a little thing. Come on. Give it back. Or mail it to 1 Barad dur, Mordor.

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

This is so much

Bart to the Future The Simpsons S11 E17 Air Date: March 19, 2000

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Here’s another one of mio, of when I got my first haircut since 2019, (pandemic) and it’s a bit sloppy, but u get the point. Small, floofy, evil, etc…

Taxes are so confusing and stupid. Like i have to pay Taxes??? To the government? Why? To the state???? Why??? Oh, they're giving me money. Oh oh ok ok......

WHY???????

Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

It's scientifically proven that bathing in the blood of virgins is great for the skin and detoxing from the sins of the day.