Malachithefloof - Lil’ Evil Floof

Taxes are so confusing and stupid. Like i have to pay Taxes??? To the government? Why? To the state???? Why??? Oh, they're giving me money. Oh oh ok ok......

WHY???????

Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

It's perfectly OK to go into a park and just sit there and hang out. It's good for you!

Happy April fools everyone.

Aha April fools! *bad* and *angry* April fools to everyone!!!

Last time I encountered a beetle, it flew away. I think that's an omen of some kind.

Someone spent days on this please love it omg

Please accept me Fannibal Community

Is there a specific rite of passage to enter into the Hannibal Fandom of tumblr? Because I'd do anything (well, anything that doesn't include swallowing endangered Ortolans) to enter and be accepted into the Fannibal Community.

*wispers* I secretly hope joining this fandom wouldn't be as banal as following some accs and tagging my posts.

Not to be rude, but I find the twitter community tiring in its often purely physical appreciation of Hugh and Mads. Tbh I faced the same thing with the sherlock fandom- there's honestly a lot more to the show than good-looking actors? Pretty pics of them everyday on my tl don't satisfy me, I need unnecessarily deep analyses of the show and its characters, so henceforth I declare myself as a Fannibal!