Might Be The Best DM I Have Ever Received As A Tattooer

Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

It is a holiday for jesters and thespians. So blameth, I, for not having any such desire to partake in this... debauchery. ( UwU )

Happy April fools everyone.

Aha April fools! *bad* and *angry* April fools to everyone!!!

First of all, I need @asktheheirofslytherin to see this cause I’m very annoyed with Jk’s lack of research! And second of all, you talkin bout me what you sayin??? 🤔😏💅🥺

Hi nagini. I am the evil floof. I found this thru voldie’s blog, and I love your blog. I’m a huge nerd when it comes to snake anatomy and snake biology! I want to know…

Why was everybody wrong about snakes in the movies and books 😭😭😭😭

Nagini isn’t venomous and snakes don’t have eyelids like idk if it’s magic or what 😭😭😖

Sincerely, a very evil floofy friend of voldy.

Hello dear, It's great to hear that there are people out there who care about us snakes. I think you'll find it tragically common that "creatures of the night" such as bats, black cats, spiders and the like, as well as I, are often cast as monstrously as possible to add to the "fear factor" of our existence. However I have to confess my species of snake my not be venomous I specifically am thanks to Voldemort's magic as he found that I would be able to defend myself better if I were able to poison someone and then just leave. I do not have eyelids however, although sometimes I wish I did. We, Voldemort and I that is, have talked about you a few times in passing recently. Welcome to the fold.

Happy April fools everyone.

Aha April fools! *bad* and *angry* April fools to everyone!!!

It's perfectly OK to go into a park and just sit there and hang out. It's good for you!

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

ah yes, that famed american holiday

Superb Owl Sunday

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