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Taxes are so confusing and stupid. Like i have to pay Taxes??? To the government? Why? To the state???? Why??? Oh, they're giving me money. Oh oh ok ok......
WHY???????
"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "
I NEED A SICKO... im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight
Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!
Writing Tips
Punctuating Dialogue
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➸ “This is a sentence.”
➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.
➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”
➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”
➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”
➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”
➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.
“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.
“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”
➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”
➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”
However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!
➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.
If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)
➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“
“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.
➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.
➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”
➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.
“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”
➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.
“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”
Last time I encountered a beetle, it flew away. I think that's an omen of some kind.
“A villain am I? When I demand loyalty from my minions I reward them with protection. My armies know I will provide for their widows. My workers are all well fed. The children will never know grown men chasing them away for being monsters. What has your king provided for your loyalty?”
“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.
nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design
It is a holiday for jesters and thespians. So blameth, I, for not having any such desire to partake in this... debauchery. ( UwU )
Happy April fools everyone.
Aha April fools! *bad* and *angry* April fools to everyone!!!
Happy April fools everyone.
Aha April fools! *bad* and *angry* April fools to everyone!!!
the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous
My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved
Ok guys. Seriously. Whoever had the Dark Lord Sauron's ring is being a serious a-hole. That's his ring dude. It's just a little thing. Come on. Give it back. Or mail it to 1 Barad dur, Mordor.
It's perfectly OK to go into a park and just sit there and hang out. It's good for you!
It's scientifically proven that bathing in the blood of virgins is great for the skin and detoxing from the sins of the day.
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Come bats had a Laff
joker is a bottom
( magnapinna squid )
i was trying very hard to think of what the overstreched scout png reminded me of and then i realized its literally a deep sea squid
This is so much
bro i think you might be experiencing some sort of symptoms syndrome
(written by aidan @fuckaspunk)
Me w ppl I don’t have a crush on: babe, baby, hun, dear, love, light of my life Me w ppl I have a crush on: pleased to make your acquaintance good sir, my good colleague.
One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”
So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”