Another snake person! This is how I imagine they keep warm in winter, tube sweaters!
“I’m malfoy. Draco malfoy. No need to ask your name. Acute angles, at 76 degrees…. You must be an icsoles.
An evil villain cobra! He’s dastardly, he’s dispicable, he’s deadly…. But he just wants to be hugged! 😭🐍❤️❤️❤️
reblog to give your crush one giant size shit bitch bear
- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
nobody has pet me for an entire hour. have I done something wrong or is the world simply cruel by design
yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to
she’s spitting facts! take care of yourself or evil can’t prosper!
But no minors. He has strict rules apparently. :/ you were warned .