Dorian Gray's The Type Of Person Who Goes Around Calling Himself A "social Media Influencer" After Getting

dear john (taylor's version) (4 hour version) (5 act stage play) (iambic pentameter) (from the vault)

i make fun of horatio for finding the most dramatic person he could and just enabling his behavior

and then i look in the mirror like "huh shakespeare in the park is looking a lil different this year"

If you think Hermes wouldn’t wear winged heelys you’re wrong

Apollo: Hey, Hermes, I've got something to tell you. I'm pan.

Hermes: Ha, I knew it! I've never seen you and goatboy in the same place at the same time!

Apollo: No, godsdamn it I-

Hercule Poirot: shockingly, M. Ratchett is actually the infamous killer Cassetti!

everyone else on the Stamboul-Calais coach:

Greek gods & heroes as bdg 2

Sisyphus:

Demeter:

Practically all of the gods at some point or another:

i just really want one of Shakespeare's comedies directed by Wes Anderson

sometimes i wanna post serious takes ab lit on this blog but then i realize if i try to use it for a class i could get checked for plagiarism

and im not ready to have my professors know about all the dumb shit i say here

greek gods & heroes as bdg part 1

hades:

hermes:

odysseus: