Hercule Poirot: Shockingly, M. Ratchett Is Actually The Infamous Killer Cassetti!

Amplify BIPOC voices ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

quarantine is making bertha rochester a much more relatable character, ngl

If you think Hermes wouldn’t wear winged heelys you’re wrong

i make fun of horatio for finding the most dramatic person he could and just enabling his behavior

and then i look in the mirror like "huh shakespeare in the park is looking a lil different this year"

dear john (taylor's version) (4 hour version) (5 act stage play) (iambic pentameter) (from the vault)

Dorian Gray after one (1) conversation with Lord Henry

hamlet: makes everything infinitely more complicated than need be, spends half his time wallowing and procrastinating

me:

any female born after 1830 can't cook...all they know is brontë sisters, pad they bustle, ill-fitted corsets, get tuberculosis, and die.

sometimes i wanna post serious takes ab lit on this blog but then i realize if i try to use it for a class i could get checked for plagiarism

and im not ready to have my professors know about all the dumb shit i say here