dear john (taylor's version) (4 hour version) (5 act stage play) (iambic pentameter) (from the vault)
Apollo: Hey, Hermes, I've got something to tell you. I'm pan.
Hermes: Ha, I knew it! I've never seen you and goatboy in the same place at the same time!
Apollo: No, godsdamn it I-
hamlet: makes everything infinitely more complicated than need be, spends half his time wallowing and procrastinating
me:
the first 10 likes were all Basil
me at any character whos supposed to represent the american dream
the houses with friends and blankets
Gryffindor- gives friend their blanket
Slytherin- goes to get a new blanket for their friend
Hufflepuff- shares their blanket
Ravenclaw- has an extra blanket just in case already
Dorian Gray after one (1) conversation with Lord Henry
quarantine is making bertha rochester a much more relatable character, ngl