Latest Posts by incorrect-strays - Page 3
Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.
Woojin: That’s 110%.
Minho: 20% don’t care.
Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.
Changbin: If i die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.
Chan: “If.”
Seungmin: Great, the only party i’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
[at breakfast]
Jisung: What if instead of milk in my cereal, i put in coffee?
Chan, walking past him: What if you don’t?
Chan: You three. Explain. Now.
Hyunjin: It was Jisung.
Felix: It was Jisung.
Jisung:...It was me.
Chan: But like...it’s a lot.
Chan: Everything in my life is a hot mess right now.
Chan: I’m under so much pressure. I just can’t even.
Jeongin: I want to be a caterpillar.
Chan: Care to explain?
Jeongin: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Chan: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?
Jeongin: That’s another highlight.
Chang: Jeongin, nO-
Seungmin: Some people are like slinkies.
Chan: What?
Seungmin: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Chan:
Chan: Please don’t push Changbin down the stairs.
Seungmin: You can’t stop me.
Felix: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.
Woojin: We are definitely NOT doing that.
Felix: Mistlefoe.
Woojin: No.
Seungmin: Rules were made to be broken, Chan-hyung.
Chan: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn’t even make sense.
Felix: Piñatas.
Jisung: Glow stick.
Felix and Jisung: *high-fiving each other aggressively*
Hyunjin: Bro-
Changbin: You just had your tongue in my mouth ten minutes ago, don’t pretend it didn’t happen and call me ‘bro’.
Hyunjin:
[in stray kids dorm]
Seungmin: Am i in hell?
Woojin: No, Seungmin. If you are in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.
[at dinner]
Chan: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it.
Felix: Time to fuck a blender.
Chan: Wait, no-