[probably Jisung And Felix At One Point]

[probably jisung and felix at one point]

Felix: No offense but my IQ is probably five times more than yours.

Jisung: Five times zero is still zero.

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5 years ago

[Jeongin reading a French child book]

Jeongin: Uhh, how do you actually giggle in French?

Seungmin: Okay, first of all, you can't-

Felix: HoNhOnHOn ouI oUi baGUettE.


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5 years ago

Seungmin: You’re pretty dumb.

Felix: Thanks.

Seungmin: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Felix: All i heard was “you’re pretty”. I am focusing on the positives in life.


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5 years ago

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.


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5 years ago

Changbin: Minho is such a bitch.

Minho: Come again bitch.

Changbin: He's like the main mean girl.

Minho, looking proud at himself: I'm a shady bitch.


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5 years ago

Chan: This is extremely dangerous, Felix. I'm not going to let you do this.

Felix: Excuse me sir but danger is my middle name.

Chan: No, you are lying.

Chan: *ruffles Felix's hair* Your middle name is cutie pie.


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5 years ago

Seungmin: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Chan: *whisper* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Felix, creeping up behind chan: Because i have small hands...

Chan, still whispering: Because he has small hands...


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5 years ago

Jisung: Hey, Woojin-hyung!

Woojin: Okay, what the hell? Chan just called and said that you abandoned him to get a classified information from his computer.

Woojin:-and licked a roll of antique stamps.

Felix: The stamps were on me. I was curious of how old glue taste like.

Felix: Answer: it taste like a horse lollipop.


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5 years ago

Felix: Why do you hate me so much?

Minho: Because people think you are nice, you are humble, you say excuse me..

Minho: You look like little birds help you to dress up in the morning. People don't fear you.

Felix: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.


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5 years ago

Felix: So..Chan-hyung, I have some news.

Chan: What. Happened.

Felix: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down our house?

Chan:

Chan: You burn down our house?

Felix: No!

Felix: I had the fire put out almost immediately!


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