Changbin: Minho Is Such A Bitch.

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

Jeongin: I want to be a caterpillar.

Chan: Care to explain?

Jeongin: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Chan: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?

Jeongin: That’s another highlight.

Chang: Jeongin, nO-

Chan: You three. Explain. Now.

Hyunjin: It was Jisung.

Felix: It was Jisung.

Jisung:...It was me.

Felix: So..Chan-hyung, I have some news.

Chan: What. Happened.

Felix: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down our house?

Chan:

Chan: You burn down our house?

Felix: No!

Felix: I had the fire put out almost immediately!

[Felix locking himself in the bathroom]

Seungmin: You need to get out from there, Felix!

Hyunjin: You can’t escape from us!

*noise inside the bathroom*

Seungmin:

Hyunjin:

Seungmin: A-are you flushing yourself down the toilet?

Jisung, in the living room, eating popcorn: I did it once. It didn’t work as it seems..

Seungmin: You’re pretty dumb.

Felix: Thanks.

Seungmin: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Felix: All i heard was “you’re pretty”. I am focusing on the positives in life.

Jisung: What do you mean "Jeongin can make everyone happy"?

Jisung: I mean, he is not pizza.

Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.

Woojin: That’s 110%.

Minho: 20% don’t care.

Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.

Seungmin: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Chan: *whisper* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Felix, creeping up behind chan: Because i have small hands...

Chan, still whispering: Because he has small hands...

[in stray kids dorm]

Seungmin: Am i in hell?

Woojin: No, Seungmin. If you are in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.