Felix: So..Chan-hyung, I Have Some News.

[How To Annoy Seungmin 101]

Hyunjin: Carpe diem, seize the day.

Felix: Carpe noctem, seize the night.

Jisung: Carpe natem, seize the ass.

Seungmin: One more word and I'm going to carpe someone's neck. Try me.

Hyunjin, Felix and Jisung, whispering into Seungmin's ears: ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵘᵐ

Changbin: If i die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.

Chan: “If.”

Seungmin: Great, the only party i’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Jisung: Girls are so hot.

Jisung: Guys are hot too, man.

Jisung: Why everyone is so hot?

Seungmin, sipping his tea: Global warming

Seungmin: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Chan: *whisper* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?

Felix, creeping up behind chan: Because i have small hands...

Chan, still whispering: Because he has small hands...

Felix: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.

Woojin: We are definitely NOT doing that.

Felix: Mistlefoe.

Woojin: No.

Chan: Remember, murder is never the answer.

Minho: Murder is the question.

Seungmin: And the answer is always yes.

Jisung: The stress i get from the kpop industry has caused me to go into depression.

Seungmin: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?

Jisung: Seungmin, you ignorant slut.

Jisung: My life is too much panic and not enough disco.

Hyunjin: My life is too much fall and not enough boy.

Seungmin: My life is too much chemical and not enough romance.

Felix: My life is too much imagination and not enough dragons.

00's line: *sighing in disappointment*

Jisung: Hey, Felix! Look at this art.

Jisung: *hands Felix his phone*

Felix: This is the front camera..

Felix:

Jisung:

Felix: OH MY GOD-

Chan: What is going on here?

Jisung:

Felix:

Jisung: Let's face it, Chan-

Felix: -this is not the worst thing you've caught us doing.