Jisung: The Stress I Get From The Kpop Industry Has Caused Me To Go Into Depression.

Felix: All odd numbers have at least an 'e' in them.

Seungmin: Felix, it's 3 a.m.

Felix: t-h-r-E-E!

Seungmin: GO TO SLEEP

Changbin: What are you? Twelve?

Jisung: Yeah.

Jisung: On a scale from one to ten.

Changbin:

Chan: Remember, murder is never the answer.

Minho: Murder is the question.

Seungmin: And the answer is always yes.

[in stray kids dorm]

Seungmin: Am i in hell?

Woojin: No, Seungmin. If you are in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?

Seungmin: Pass.

Jisung: I do!

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Jisung: I'm sad.

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Chan: You know what strength is?

Chan: It's forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry.

Minho: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

Changbin: Chan has every right to be pissed at me. I didn’t follow his orders and i screwed up the task.

Changbin: The only way to make things right is to do the worst most awful thing imaginable.

Jisung: *nods* Dip your penis in vinegar.

Changbin:

Minho: Looking good in that jeans, Sung.

Jisung: Eyes up here, Minho. I am more than just a piece of ass.

Changbin: Minho is such a bitch.

Minho: Come again bitch.

Changbin: He's like the main mean girl.

Minho, looking proud at himself: I'm a shady bitch.

Hyunjin: Bro-

Changbin: You just had your tongue in my mouth ten minutes ago, don’t pretend it didn’t happen and call me ‘bro’.

Hyunjin: