Head Canon That Barty Crouch Jr Calls Regulus Black A Cumslut And Regulus Black Calls Barty Crouch Jr

Regulus black is not unhinged, no that's Sirius.

He is not insane, that's Bellatrix.

He's psycho, don't make him show you the difference.

Barty and Evan are the same hight

Pandora and Regulus are the same hight

Dorcas and Sirius are the same hight

Marlene and Mary are the same hight

Peter and Lily are the same hight

James thinks him and Remus are the same hight…they’re not

i seen a post saying James Potter is a winking guy and I whole heartedly agree he loves to wink.... he just can't. Imagine this big himbo who's a gigantic flirt who just. can't wink. He tries don't get me wrong but he ends up just slow blinking or closes them to forcefully so it just looks like he had something stuck in his eye. He'll take his glasses off to and then try but then everything is just blurry and he still can't wink.

James would wear one of the girls shirts. The tatered ones that you only wear to sleep, that they cropped and cut off the collar to. And he would flex in it 100%

yk I think drarry might have been the first fanfic I've read and I always come back to it. Done with the hyper fixation of that new show? drarry. Done falling head over hills in love with that new character from that book I started? drarry. Obsession with that new ship finally dulling down? drarry. But as of late the only thing I can think about is jegulus like I used to deeply hate jegulus bc no drarry?? But now I could give less of a fuck if that little shit named Harry Potter appears in a Jegulus fic or not.

I'd die for you and I'd live for you but the universe had different plans and the rolls were reversed.

They were just one big tragedy.

I headcanon trans reg and sometimes I forget that not everyone in the fandom headcanons him as trans so when I read something and there's a description of him having a cock I just sit there for a minute like "what?" But then my brain processes it.

I still read tho bc come one who's not gonna read jegulus smut/fluff?

I feel weird (jeggy)

Regulus is looking in the full body mirror wearing a dark purple dress that is cut at the middle of his thigh with fluffy ruffles at the bottom trim and a sunk in waist with a modesty neckline. Barty, Evan, Sirius, and Dorcas sit in his bed discussing the dress.

"I think it's very pretty Cas" Evan says looking between Regulus and the mirror.

"Thanks Ev but I feel like it's missing something" Dorcas says while finger brushing her braids away from her face.

"Yeah a new model" Regulus says while pinching at the waist line "Why do I gotta wear it again?"

"Because Pandora got stuck at the studio and I need the dresses modeled so I know which one's to put in my profolio. You just happen to be around the same size as her"

"I know I just feel weird" Regulus drops the fabric and looks in the mirror again.

"You look weird" A voice says from the door way. Regulus whips around to look who the interruption is. There's a struggle in the background a mermer but Regulus continues to star and James.

"You don't think I look good?" Regulus says with a small half smile.

"I think you look gorgeous. You are gorgeous." James says and kisses the middle of Regulus's forehead before grabbing his waist and twirling him back towards the mirror. "But this dress does not show that off, does Dorcas got another one?"

"There's a pile over there" James picks up a royal blue silk dress with strapy shoulders and a open back. "Hmm go try this one on" He says handing the dress off to Regulus who smiles and goes to the restroom to change.

As soon as the door shuts everyone starts talking at once. "What are you playing at?" "What the hell was that Prongs?" "Dorcas worked hard on that!" But they're soon cut off by the door opening and a anxious looking Regulus walking back to the mirror.

"What about this one?" He says looking through the mirror at James. James leans down and peppers kisses down Regulus's shoulder. "Much better, 'ts a bit long though huh?" The straps are falling off and the length of the dress falls overs Regulus feet. "You think Dorcas would mind if I fixed it a little?"

"She wouldn't mind at all" Dorcas replys with a smirk on her face. At that James pulls out his wand and tightens the straps before crouching down and fixing the length. Then steps back up to look through the mirror. "Hmm" He gabs Regulus waist and drags the top of his wand from the top half of Regulus thigh down to the floor, creating a slit in the dress. Regulus gasps. "Much better don't you think, love?" Regulus hums with a blush in his cheeks before leaning back into James chest. "I look better?" "You look amazing" James messes with Regulus hair making it fall just above his eyes. "Breath taking" He says before grabbing back onto Regulus waist and kissing down his neck to his shoulder.

"Not just because I'm in a dress?" He's felt self conscious this entire time because of the dresses he hasn't worn one since he transitioned. He also doesn't think he could take it if James said he preferred it more if he wore one. The only reason he can stand to look at himself in one is because he's cut his hair and started T, not to mention he's taped his chest for this occasion instead of wearing a binder. "MmMm, dresses have always been Remus's thing" he shakes his head and continues to kiss back up his neck again. "I'm not gonna lie I wouldn't feel the same if anyone else was wearing it like Sirius, Marlene, Lily, or Mary. But it's no different then seeing you in one of my shirts" He continues "Although" He looks up to meet Regulus eye in the mirror. "I think I'd all but die if I seen you in a suit"

Regulus whips around and grabs James face and presses they're lips together. He tries to pour everything he's feeling into the kiss. It's not short but there's no tongue. When they finally pull back James rests his forehead against Regulus'. "What was tha-" "I love you" James pulls back but not away and looks down at Regulus though he doesn't seem upset about the interruption. So Regulus stand on the tips of his toes and places a short warm kiss on James lips again. When he pulls back his hands are still holding James face in place. "I love you" It's sure and proud and leaves no room for leeway. "You've never said that before" Regulus shakes his head. "I haven't needed to" He pecks James on the lips again. "I didn't need to here either, But I couldn't help it" James leans down and gives a low slow kiss before pulling away. "I love you too"

I feel like the Blacks are so completely and possessively in love. They go fucking insane when it comes to the love of their life. Family is one thing, they try to kill each other on the regular but don't you ever lay a hand on the person they love. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Regulus, Sirius. You so much as look at they're significant other wrong and they'll have a dagger to your throat in minutes.

Im sorry but I can't get Jegulus showering together out of my head, like strictly nonsexually just the two of them together in the shower sharing the spray of the water and shampooing each others hair. I'm gonna end up writing this at some point and I hope all of you enjoy my terrible writing when that day comes.