I Feel Weird (jeggy)

I love when someone reblogs my post and puts they're thoughts in the tags. What's that? You love it? The characterization was amazing? You may never recover? Yes babe this post was for you, I do it for you.

James and Regulus have a little boy. His name is Leo Soleil Potter. He's got grey eyes that look like stone but chocolate curls that cover them sometimes. He's tan but has the roseyist cheeks. He's got freckles across his nose and a dimple on the left side that only comes out when he really smiles. He's got James laugh but Regulus smile so he always looks like he's up to something or has a secret he's not letting on. He's got a birthmark on his right shoulder that peakes out of his shirt collar if you're really looking. He's a gentleman, opens the door for little girls and calls adults ma'am/sr. He's left handed but ambidextrous in sports. He likes cats over dogs (don't tell padfoot) but his favorite animal is really a turtle.

Do you know that song "I need a big boy" the one that sza made for that snl skit I need that but Remus Lupin. Ik he's our tall lanky man but I need him big. Like he's already big in certain... areas. But I need him big overall give me "the beast from beauty and the beast" man I need a tall, big, meaty, muscular remus lupin.

I love how Sirius got to Hogwarts and got a 'new' brother, completely replacing Regulus. And so Regulus being the petty little shit he is GOT TWO 'new' siblings. He was like yeah you replaced me and I did same just BETTER!

Regulus would live for James because he had nothing worth losing, death was the easy way out and Reg is nothing if not a survivor. James on the other hand would sacrifice everything including himself if it meant keeping Reg there, he is nothing if not a savior.

So when the universe itself bet against the couple the roles reversed and everything ended in tragedy.

I'd die for you and I'd live for you but the universe had different plans and the rolls were reversed.

They were just one big tragedy.

Headcanon that James Potter loves giving head. He loves it, he can get off on just going down on Reg. He's having a bad day? He gives head. He just won a match and wants to celebrate? Gives head. He's BORED? gives head. He doesn't need anything in return he just enjoys doing it. And he can make a girl cum (or anyone who was assigned female at birth). He also enjoys when Reg sits on his face :).

I headcanon trans reg and sometimes I forget that not everyone in the fandom headcanons him as trans so when I read something and there's a description of him having a cock I just sit there for a minute like "what?" But then my brain processes it.

I still read tho bc come one who's not gonna read jegulus smut/fluff?

Do you want to know what physically kills me? You wanna know what fucks me over in the head at night? When I'm reading a jegulus fic and a writer types out "maybe in another universe we'll have a happy ending" "maybe somewhere, sometime, in another universe, I get to keep you" or anything in that capacity bc I eat that shit up everytime and it hurts. Bc it's so true, in every au, every single one they find each other. In some they look different or they don't have the same name. But, I find them and it physically hurts.

I will not apologize for reading jegulus smut those men are so cutesy

Jeggy Date

James is pacing around the room in nothing but his pants a pair of socks and a open Hawaiian shirt "What about this one?" he asks looking around at his friends. "Reggie would like this right? I think it's great"

"a Hawaiian shirt? Are you being seri-sincere right now?" Remus throws a questioning look at him

He looks down at his shirt again "What-I okay your right it's stupid" he takes the shirt off and is digging through the clothes on his bed again. "What about this one?" He asks as he pulls out a yellow jumper. "Yellows a good color right?"

"yeah if you're a flower" Peter chucks on the side of Remus "You're gonna blind him mate"

"Okay-okay what about this one?" He throws on a navy blue flannel " It's nice right?"

"are you gonna leave it open like that?" Sirius asks

"I can pull it off open rights?" He's shaking his head

"Reg would love that" Remus chuckles quietly

"What-no James change please for my baby brothers innocence" he says while gagging

"Okay fine what about this one" he pulls on a white t-shirt and looks at his mates

"it's see through James" Peter kindly says

"What no it's not" me looks at the shirt and presses it into his chest "Damnit it is"

"You're really overthinking this mate. If you waste anymore time you're gonna be late" Remus says while Sirius starts gagging again dramatically

As if on cue Regulus interrupts from where he was leaning against the door frame with his arms crossed "Yeah you don't wanna keep your date waiting do you Jamie?"

James whips around so hard he thinks he gave himself whiplash. He can barely make out Regulus shape if he squints due to the fact his glasses are on the bed from all the shirt changes. "How long have you been standing there" He asks embarrassed.

"Around the opened flannel" James groans and covers his face.

Regulus walks towards the bed where all James clothes are, and picks out a red shirt along with a pair of brown trousers that are so dark their almost black and hands them to James. "Remus is right you're overthinking this; change darling" he says as he pecks him on the lips erupting a groan from Sirius.

He walks towards James's night stand where he keeps is jewelry and comes back with a necklace just as James finished putting the clothes on. He turns James around after putting the necklace on him and holds his face in place as he pecks him again. "Now I'm gonna go down stairs and wait outside of the portrait for you. When you come out I'm gonna complement your outfit and act like I wasn't the one who picked it out okay?" All James can do is nod.

Regulus waves to all the guys and goes to walk out of the room. "Where the black shoes please not your red ones the red ones will clash" He says as he closes the door. As soon as the door shuts and he hears Regulus foot steps fade away he looks at his friends. "I'm gonna marry him" he says with a absolute blisses out expression. Sirius gags are getting drown out by laughter.