I Feel Like The Blacks Are So Completely And Possessively In Love. They Go Fucking Insane When It Comes

i seen a post saying James Potter is a winking guy and I whole heartedly agree he loves to wink.... he just can't. Imagine this big himbo who's a gigantic flirt who just. can't wink. He tries don't get me wrong but he ends up just slow blinking or closes them to forcefully so it just looks like he had something stuck in his eye. He'll take his glasses off to and then try but then everything is just blurry and he still can't wink.

ALR I'm rereading it if I pass away know it was while doing what I love most

You're hesitating love.

Jeggy Date

James is pacing around the room in nothing but his pants a pair of socks and a open Hawaiian shirt "What about this one?" he asks looking around at his friends. "Reggie would like this right? I think it's great"

"a Hawaiian shirt? Are you being seri-sincere right now?" Remus throws a questioning look at him

He looks down at his shirt again "What-I okay your right it's stupid" he takes the shirt off and is digging through the clothes on his bed again. "What about this one?" He asks as he pulls out a yellow jumper. "Yellows a good color right?"

"yeah if you're a flower" Peter chucks on the side of Remus "You're gonna blind him mate"

"Okay-okay what about this one?" He throws on a navy blue flannel " It's nice right?"

"are you gonna leave it open like that?" Sirius asks

"I can pull it off open rights?" He's shaking his head

"Reg would love that" Remus chuckles quietly

"What-no James change please for my baby brothers innocence" he says while gagging

"Okay fine what about this one" he pulls on a white t-shirt and looks at his mates

"it's see through James" Peter kindly says

"What no it's not" me looks at the shirt and presses it into his chest "Damnit it is"

"You're really overthinking this mate. If you waste anymore time you're gonna be late" Remus says while Sirius starts gagging again dramatically

As if on cue Regulus interrupts from where he was leaning against the door frame with his arms crossed "Yeah you don't wanna keep your date waiting do you Jamie?"

James whips around so hard he thinks he gave himself whiplash. He can barely make out Regulus shape if he squints due to the fact his glasses are on the bed from all the shirt changes. "How long have you been standing there" He asks embarrassed.

"Around the opened flannel" James groans and covers his face.

Regulus walks towards the bed where all James clothes are, and picks out a red shirt along with a pair of brown trousers that are so dark their almost black and hands them to James. "Remus is right you're overthinking this; change darling" he says as he pecks him on the lips erupting a groan from Sirius.

He walks towards James's night stand where he keeps is jewelry and comes back with a necklace just as James finished putting the clothes on. He turns James around after putting the necklace on him and holds his face in place as he pecks him again. "Now I'm gonna go down stairs and wait outside of the portrait for you. When you come out I'm gonna complement your outfit and act like I wasn't the one who picked it out okay?" All James can do is nod.

Regulus waves to all the guys and goes to walk out of the room. "Where the black shoes please not your red ones the red ones will clash" He says as he closes the door. As soon as the door shuts and he hears Regulus foot steps fade away he looks at his friends. "I'm gonna marry him" he says with a absolute blisses out expression. Sirius gags are getting drown out by laughter.

Regulus Black is such a "fuck around and find out" kinda person...yk?

Y'all remember crimson rivers??

Head Canon that Barty Crouch Jr calls Regulus Black a cumslut and Regulus Black calls Barty Crouch Jr a cocksucker

He's allergic to pollen

This man literally has the worst allergies EVER

Bartemius crouchemius Jr's nickname is "bee" just so we're all clear.

Regulus came up with it, it was a joke that he would make when Evan was out the room. The rose and his bee, but it stuck.

I wanna be the pretty red head, and I hate that.

But I think that might just be the regulus in me

The difference between the Black brothers is Sirius gets on his tiptoes to kiss Remus.

Regulus pulls James down by his collar of his shirt to kiss him.

Headcanon that James Potter loves giving head. He loves it, he can get off on just going down on Reg. He's having a bad day? He gives head. He just won a match and wants to celebrate? Gives head. He's BORED? gives head. He doesn't need anything in return he just enjoys doing it. And he can make a girl cum (or anyone who was assigned female at birth). He also enjoys when Reg sits on his face :).

I'm talking no hesitation. When someone asks I know he wouldn't answer to keep the peace but deep down inside who do you think crosses his mind first?