Tara : Are You A Top Or A Bottom ?

The BAU having therapy. The psy's reaction :

To Reid : Calls two other psy, and ordered anti-d for himself.

To Morgan : Questions the existence of self-conservation.

To Garcia : Fills adoption papers.

To Hotch : Questions the existence of emotions and humour.

To JJ : Learn that someone can be a mother to the entire civilization.

To Emily : Calls the police.

JJ : Fuck

Hotch : Language !

Spencer : Shit

Hotch : Language !

Emily : Who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch, you ass ?

Hotch : Language !

Morgan : Now that's one crazy motherfucker

Hotch : Language !

Garcia : What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak bro ?

Hotch :

Hotch : What the fuck ?

Rossi, first day with the team, witnessing the fire goblin (Emily), the muscular only boy (Morgan), the emotional support baby (Garcia), the fucked up mentally baby (Reid), the mom (JJ) and the dad (Hotch).

Rossi :

Rossi : What, from the bottom of my heart, the FUCK.

Garcia : Okay I have a riddle. What's green, red, and spins really quickly ?

Emily : A frog in a mixer.

Garcia : That's right ! An elf on a merry-go-round-

Garcia :

Emily :

Garcia : Emily, I don't say this often, but what in the actual fuck-

Reid : My bones are almost clean

Hotch : Huh ??

Reid : Wait, did I not tell you guys about the bones ??

Morgan : What does that even mean ?

Emily : And you guys are calling ME the insane one.

Hello people ! A little bit of talking from me, no quote today.

First, THANK YOU so much for the 500 follows ! I started this without expecting it to succeed this much. Thank you so much. And thank you also for not being too hard on writing or grammatical errors, english is not my first language :)

Second, I'm thinking more and more about turning this account into a multi-fandom incorrect quote, or opening a second account for this. As you all could notice, I'm a sucker for wlw, and with the quotes, it's always on the same characters (mostly reid and emily). It would turn into an account on Criminal Minds, Marvel (Natasha, Wanda, Kate, Yelena,.. mostly females I think), maybe even NCIS (Los Angeles too). Maybe some other fandom that I don't think about rn. So what do you all think ? Second account or I change this one ?

Rossi : If we put Reid and Emily in a room, who would come out crying first ?

Hotch : The room.

Rossi : I have a bad feeling.

Emily : What do you mean ?

Rossi : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble and not to do it ?

Reid : ..No ?

Emily : I have a little voice, but she says the contrary.

Rossi : ..That actually explains so much.

JJ : Why is Morgan hiding in my office ?

Reid : He broke his spaghetti before putting them in the water.

JJ : ..And ?

Reid : He did it in front of Rossi.

Rossi, bursting into JJ's office : COME HERE STRONZETTO-

Morgan : screams sharply and terrified

Reid : I am smartest, wisest person of this group.

Rossi : Kid, is your hand stuck in this vending machine ?

Reid : I paid for my bag of candy, I'm getting my bag of candy.