JJ : Why is Morgan hiding in my office ?
Reid : He broke his spaghetti before putting them in the water.
JJ : ..And ?
Reid : He did it in front of Rossi.
Rossi, bursting into JJ's office : COME HERE STRONZETTO-
Morgan : screams sharply and terrified
Morgan and Rossi, looking at a photo of the team :
Morgan : I like this photo, we were so happy back then.
Rossi : Where's Emily ?
Morgan : Oh, she wasn't a part of the team yet. That's why we were happy.
Emily : If I ever opened up to you, I was just joking
Morgan, minding is business at 7am :
Emily, to Will : You're in her DMs but she's in my bed and we're taking online quizzes to see if either of us has autism
Reid : I don't relax, I merely simmer in anxiety in different locations.
Emily : I just want someone to take me out
Spencer : Like on a date or with a sniper ?
Emily : Surprise me.
Emily : I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice
Unsub, wanting to mentally torture Reid : One of these glasses of water is poisoned, you have to drink one-
Reid : drinks one without hesitation
Unsub : Wha- How did you know it was the safe one ?!
Reid, visibly sad and disappointed : ..I kinda hoped it wasn't.
Hotch : Do you want to talk about your mental state, Prentiss ?
Emily : No.
Reid, spinning around in his chair to face them : I do !
Hotch, sighing : I know, Reid.
Reid : I'm sad !
Hotch : I know, Reid...
Garcia : Hotch, here's a nice and hot cup of coffee for the best boss !
Hotch : It's cold ?
Garcia : A nice cup of coffee.
Hotch : ..It's not even good. Too much sugar.
Garcia : ..A cup of coffee.
Hotch : Is this coffee or tea ?
Garcia :
Garcia : Cup.
JJ : Spence why are you putting Garcia on a lock down ?
Reid : Because her smile is contagious and I'm trying to be SAD HERE.
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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