Emily : I Just Want Someone To Take Me Out

The team, vibing in the jet :

Garcia : Is it depression ?

JJ : Is it anxiety ?

Reid : Do I have ADHD ?

Emily : Am I just lazy ?

Hotch : Am I burnt out ?

Morgan : What the fuck is wrong with me ?

Emily : In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law

JJ : I want someone strong, beautiful, not dramatic, smart-

Emily, in the background : punches her mug because she choked on her coffee, and how dare it tries to kill her.

JJ : This one. I want this one.

Emily : I HATE when communication isn't clear and loud.

Morgan : What happened to her ?

JJ : She can't log into her Disney+ account and it doesn't say if it's the username or the password that she got wrong.

Garcia : Okay I have a riddle. What's green, red, and spins really quickly ?

Emily : A frog in a mixer.

Garcia : That's right ! An elf on a merry-go-round-

Garcia :

Emily :

Garcia : Emily, I don't say this often, but what in the actual fuck-

Emily at the slightest problem : That's it I'm planning another funeral.

JJ : Emily nO-

Morgan, running in Hotch's office : SOMETHING CAUGHT ON FIRE

Hotch : FUCKING DAMNIT EMILY !

Spencer : Emily is on vacation ?

Hotch : ..Oh yeah. I forgot.

Emily, on her vacation : Why do I feel like I'm in trouble suddenly ?

Spencer : Can I be frank with you guys ?

Emily : I don't know how changing your name is going to help

Penelope : Can I still be Penelope ?

Morgan : Ssshhht let Frank speak.

Spencer :

Spencer : I hate you all

JJ : An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Emily : Slowly bites into an apple while menacingly looking at Reid

Reid :

Reid : Emily what the fuck

Reid : There's nothing worse than someone using big words that they don't understand just to look smart.

Morgan, nodding : I photosynthesize with this.