Rossi, First Day With The Team, Witnessing The Fire Goblin (Emily), The Muscular Only Boy (Morgan), The

Garcia, pouring honey into her tea : hell yeah get into that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

Reid : ...Do you take constructive criticism on your sentences

Garcia : No.

Emily : There is a "hell" in "hello"

Morgan : There is an "end" in "friend"

Reid : There is a "lie" in "believe"

Garcia : There is a "cheese" in "cheeseburger"

Emily, Morgan, Reid :

Garcia, being sad : I wanted to join...

Emily, Morgan, Reid : There is a "cheese" in "cheeseburger".

Emily : Don't come on a case thinking it's going to be easy, we dig through the ditches and burn through the bitches in here

Reid : I would die for you

JJ : Yeah but, you want to die everyday so that doesn't mean much

Reid :

Reid : I would live for you

JJ, gasping : You would WHAT

Tara : Are you a top or a bottom ?

Emily : I'm a threat.

JJ, from across the room : She's a bottom.

Morgan : You know what sucks ?

Reid, without looking up from his chess game : Vacuum.

Morgan : No- In a metaphorical sense ?

Reid : Black hole.

Morgan :

Morgan : You know what isn't cool ?

Reid : Lava.

Morgan : ...I swear there's a special place in hell for you. Smartass.

The rest of the team in the jet : giggles, Hotch fist-bumping Reid.

Emily : Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot

Reid : So, what's your biggest fear

Derek : Being alone

Reid : pulls Emily into the room

Emily : Guess again, bitch

Reid : My bones are almost clean

Hotch : Huh ??

Reid : Wait, did I not tell you guys about the bones ??

Morgan : What does that even mean ?

Emily : And you guys are calling ME the insane one.

Garcia : I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know