Reid : I Would Die For You

Morgan : Emily, could you pass the salt ?

Emily : Morgan, could you pass away ?

Hotch : ONE. DINNER. WHY IS IT SO HARD.

Emily : The risk I took was carefully calculated.

Rossi : WE ALMOST DIED !

Emily : I never said I was good at math.

Morgan : sneezes

Emily :

Morgan : Wow, not even going to say "bless you" ?

Emily : I'm sitting next to you, you've clearly been blessed.

Hotch : Yeah, by Satan.

Reid : So, you all talk about "top or bottom" all the time, so I did some research, and I want to know what you guys are, top or bottom ?

Morgan and JJ, confused

Reid : Personally, I prefer the top bunk. I'm scared of it falling on me when I sleep on the bottom.

Morgan : ...I'm gonna tell him.

JJ, grabbing his arm : Don't you dare.

Garcia : I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know

Hotch : What is your date of birth ?

Derek : June 6

Hotch : What year ?

Derek : ..Every year ?

Emily, walking in the room covered in blood

JJ : Oh my god what happened ??

Emily : Oh no, don't worry, it's not my blood.

Hotch : IT MAKES ME EVEN MORE WORRIED, WHAT DID YOU DO

Elle : I love when people are rude, because omg, no way ! My turn.

Emily : I have an excellent memory ! Name one time I forgot something.

Morgan : You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Emily : I did that on purpose, try again.

Garcia, pouring honey into her tea : hell yeah get into that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce

Reid : ...Do you take constructive criticism on your sentences

Garcia : No.