Reid : My bones are almost clean
Hotch : Huh ??
Reid : Wait, did I not tell you guys about the bones ??
Morgan : What does that even mean ?
Emily : And you guys are calling ME the insane one.
Elle : Guess who's very upset about something very small, again
Hotch : I have an issue
The entire team, being the issue : Oh no, what's going on ?
Emily : What will you do if I was kidnapped ?
Hotch : I'll let them keep you.
Reid : And me ?
Hotch : Nothing. I'll wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.
Emily at the slightest problem : That's it I'm planning another funeral.
JJ : Emily nO-
Garcia, trying to stop the unsub : Killing someone is really weird, like no one will like you if you do that
Emily : "Feminine urge this", "Masculine urge that". Dude, the only urge I have is going feral.
Hotch, having in his office one "depressive thought jar" and one "threat jar"
Rossi, first coming at the BAU : You have very specific swear jar
Hotch, pointing to Emily and Reid : I have very specific children.
Morgan : "Think twice" ? Bold of you to assume I think once
JJ : Fuck
Hotch : Language !
Spencer : Shit
Hotch : Language !
Emily : Who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch, you ass ?
Hotch : Language !
Morgan : Now that's one crazy motherfucker
Hotch : Language !
Garcia : What the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak bro ?
Hotch :
Hotch : What the fuck ?
Garcia : I NEED someone to cuddle with me and stroke my hair.
Emily : And I need someone to help me get rid of a body but guess we're both disappointed.
Inccorect quotes about Criminal Minds. second account : incorrect-mixfandoms
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